On 2017-11-12 11:26:22 I never learn said:



Just thanking God my kids have brains and ears to listen when I pontificate. One less worry, and they will inherit ample, so I can live my life.

Boss, I hope you include me in your will. Herskryf daai testament, dan noem ek vir jou Pa. Ek is die fucknut poesbefok verlore seun as iemand vra!

On 2017-11-11 02:57:14 Lady Alexa said:


before this I worked as an actress being paid large sums of money weekly...

Just curious, what stops you from acting again? Or do you earn more moolla in this business?

Reena

"Boss, I hope you include me in your will. Herskryf daai testament, dan noem ek vir jou Pa. Ek is die fucknut poesbefok verlore seun as iemand vra!"


My son, my son, you are back !!!!!


I have to break the news to you that I did try and raise you, but your mother, wonderful soul that she is, did not want a fucknut as a father to her first-born. Luckily you have now reached the ripe old age of 21, so now we can finally meet.


I also have to apologise profoundly for your two and a half inch dick, that is unfortunately a family trait, but hey, look at the positive side of it : It got you here ??? No ???? As long (lol) that is in working condition, then there is a lot (lol) to be thankful for....


And to think that you went into the Health and Safety direction, good for you my boy. What would the SSS be without you.


Welcome back son.....

On 2017-11-13 14:49:50 reenaP said:
On 2017-11-11 02:57:14 Lady Alexa said:

before this I worked as an actress being paid large sums of money weekly...



Just curious, what stops you from acting again? Or do you earn more moolla in this business?

I will go back eventually.
I was type cast which is never good..

Always look after your own money, nobody does it better than you do!

Just find the right avenues like tax free etf's R30k a year for a max of R500k

It is not rocket science and the money works for you.

On 2017-11-13 15:19:15 I never learn said:
Reena

... your two and a half inch dick

"and a half" ???
You mean PLUS a half?
REALLY?
Well, if your Dad knows about this then I'm a believer!

Please Kaaskop, PM me urgently so I also can go visit that person (we shall not mention names here!) which that poster at the robot refers to - and no, I need not find a lost lover (there's a gazillion of them, the bru will virseker get deurmekaar), I just want to have the same massive gain you got!
Hell, 25%... that's a Whopper!

On 2017-11-13 15:19:15 I never learn said:
two and a half inch dick, that is ... a family trait

Uhh.... please keep it in the family?
A small family I presume?
No wonder you don't learn, too little input!
Now wheeeere's Lindsay's number again....?

LOL

Reena

Please forgive my oversight about posting about your small dick. I thought if I also come out with my small dick syndrome that we could stand together against the cruel world taking short jabs at our manly manhood.

But you will always get some dick that would take an intensely private moment, at the point of father and son reconciliation no less, to trivialise this very private matter of our family burden.

And the fact that we are a small family is no laughing matter also. It is not through lack of trying on my side. Mom and me tried all of the positions that is in that Kama Something book, but all the concentration makes that Excalibur retracts to his usual one and a half inch douhghy format.

Oh yes, the two and a half inch is erect. Did I forget to mention that.

The world is cruel my son. As you can see now that you are 21, people love to belittle us on public forums no less, where thousands will pity us, the lesser ones, the small mielie in a bumper crop of mielies.

Sorry my son....

Best advice i can give is to have a set amount you put away into a bank account each week. It builds up your financial credibility and there in case of an emergency.

The biggest regret i have heard from working girls is that they didnt save while they were earning well.

Wishing you all the best.

Warning : do not give anyone except the bank your money to 'look after'

@Lady Alexa, two books I can recommend which is all you need. "The Richest man in Babylon", which has already been recommended by others and "Become your own financial advisor" by Warren Ingram, which is sound practical advice by a South African financial advisor.

These are the only two books you'll need.