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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-07-28 14:28:37
"Knock, knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O."
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-07-28 17:18:59
Dan-de-lion.....hehehehe. Nice one!
On 2020-07-13 14:56:04 uwillwantme said:
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form English sentences.
"Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?"
One student raises his hand,
"The cheetah is faster dandelion."
Dan-de-lion.....hehehehe. Nice one!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-07-28 17:43:22
Speaking of lions,anyone who knows me knows that I'm into them so much,that the urge to play the theme song from "The Lion King" is just a whim away,a whim away,a whim away....
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-12 11:19:01
Edited: 2020-08-12 11:19:13
Edited: 2020-08-12 11:19:13
Circulated via whatsapp....
"Next elections, I am voting for Ali Baba. At least I know there are only forty thieves"
"Next elections, I am voting for Ali Baba. At least I know there are only forty thieves"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-16 22:20:30
I asked a librarian if she had a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrdinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-17 07:06:17
Just checking on you...
I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.
I heard a loud pop and thought you may have pulled your head out of your ass.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-17 11:03:48
I would tell you a penis joke...
But I don't want to come across as cocky. ;}
But I don't want to come across as cocky. ;}
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-19 12:20:30
I'm not good at "Afrikaans" but I know Nigel means sex lubricant.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-25 09:36:30
Her: Hi, my name is Tiffany.
Me: I'm Brian, but my friends call me Dick.
Her (confused): How do you get Dick from Brian?
Me: You ask nicely...
Me: I'm Brian, but my friends call me Dick.
Her (confused): How do you get Dick from Brian?
Me: You ask nicely...
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2020-08-27 19:39:02
If your girlfriend is a dominatrix, NEVER ask... 'let's hit the sack'.......
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