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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 10:29:40
"I don't want to belong to any club that would accept people like me as a member" - Groucho Marx
*Perfectly normal handshake*
*Perfectly normal handshake*
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:04:37
Jis INL, sounds like a real pre-dick-ament. Maybe you should take your "vlerkies" with next time... or a pool-noodle.... just incase...
Good luck with the tennis-elbow!
Good luck with the tennis-elbow!
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:14:30
@Pierrewiet -- I am sure with such an eloquent application you will definitely become a member.
You seem to have "hands-on" experience on this subject matter...
You seem to have "hands-on" experience on this subject matter...
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:14:33
Edited: 2017-10-06 11:15:00
Edited: 2017-10-06 11:15:00
Pierrewiet they are only accepting people with long time ejactualation issues now cause directorsss is tired of eating the salty Marie biscuit at the end of every initiation ceremony... no more premature ejaculators allowed..
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:17:47
Oh yeah almost forgot SWS ( secret wanker shake )
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:17:59
INL -- damn we almost lost you there! Lmfao!
You definitely need to consult with Daporra on the correct technique to use in water asap.
You definitely need to consult with Daporra on the correct technique to use in water asap.
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:21:38
Mr Shy And Mr Grey
Making the problem worse was the fact that my ballsacks were full, so they were like anchors weighing me down.
It was certainly a moment to remember.
And the worst part, when I got back to my chair, the Russkie was gone.
Next time.
Making the problem worse was the fact that my ballsacks were full, so they were like anchors weighing me down.
It was certainly a moment to remember.
And the worst part, when I got back to my chair, the Russkie was gone.
Next time.
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 11:22:58
Pierewiet
I will ask our esteemed Chairman to formally welcome you board this exclusive club. I believe he is on route from Bloem.
Where is Mini when you need him ?
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I will ask our esteemed Chairman to formally welcome you board this exclusive club. I believe he is on route from Bloem.
Where is Mini when you need him ?
SSS Handshake
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 12:07:47
Secret SSS Handshake
Was just washing my hands...Welcome back INL. Glad to hear you survived the ocean skommelling! Very advanced technique that. I believe the captain of the Titanic was n novice member of the SSS in those days...and we all know how that ended.
On 2017-10-06 11:22:58 I never learn said:
Where is Mini when you need him ?
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Secret SSS Handshake
Was just washing my hands...Welcome back INL. Glad to hear you survived the ocean skommelling! Very advanced technique that. I believe the captain of the Titanic was n novice member of the SSS in those days...and we all know how that ended.
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Re: SSS Members List
Posted: 2017-10-06 12:15:25
@ GK and INL
Many thanks for the warm welcome.
It is indeed a privilege to be part of such an elite and honorable organization.
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Many thanks for the warm welcome.
It is indeed a privilege to be part of such an elite and honorable organization.
SSS Handshake
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