***UNFATHOMABLE QUESTIONS***

This is technically QUESTION #17 in this TTBT (TransTitBitsThread). According to numerology, that's an 8. This Leap Year is also an 8 numerologically speaking ... 2+0+2+4=8

So here is a bunch of unfathomable questions. I call these questions "unfathomable" because we are told that there is no such thing as a stupid question, okay?

(1) "What is a shemale?" Really, in this day and age.
*MY ANSWER* ... "Google's your friend - kiss my end."

(2) "Do you have both a penis and a vagina?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "No sir, that would be an hermaphrodite or to be perfectly PC, an intersexed individual. If you manage to locate one, please do let me know - it's on my bucket list."

(3) Some background, this naive, ignorant (very sweet though) guy made an appointment, came to see me, had a good time together. After we reached the heights of our sexcursion, we chatted a bit.
"So you had an operation to attach that penis to your body?" (I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING)
*MY ANSWER* ... "No, I was born like you, just much prettier, of course, and then I went on female hormones (estrogen) and then I had these (pointing to and squeezing my amazing designer breasts) inserted. www.WOW

(4) "Are you Hindu?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Why? Do you wanna marry me or do you wanna f... me?"

(5) "Do you offer Greek?" (REALLY!!!)
*MY ANSWER* ... *Speechless* (for once in my life ... lol)

(6) "Do you see straight guys?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Not if I can help it ... Hahaha ... All my clients identify as straight, sir. Gay guys don't book T-girls."

(7) Not a question, but a HIGHLY ANNOYING confession when announced right off the bat, "I've never done this before, it will be my first time, how does it all work?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Please watch a SM porno, for educational purposes. We can do everything that they do in the scene - safely. Or book an hour with me and I'll teach you all you need to know."

(8) "What do I need to bring along?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Just some HardColdCash and your HardHotCock."

(9) *Ring - Ring* ... "Hello, Leila speaking."
"Hello, what you up to?" (Annoying AF)
*MY EXPLANATION* ... Imagine that you are making an appointment with your GP's receptionist ...
*Ring - Ring* ... "Dr.Z's rooms, Victoria speaking."

Patient Bloggs/YOU: "Hi Victoria, what you up to?"

Victoria: "I believe I'm taking your call, Mr.Bloggs?"

Just don't do it, please?

(10) "Can I take you for coffee first, just to meet and chat before going ahead with booking?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "No can do, sir. Besides, I don't do coffee, I'm a T-girl."


Yours Dumbfoundedly,
LB69

On 2024-01-25 16:03:54 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
On 2024-01-25 10:53:45 John_Head said: Sounds like you have everything one needs to make sure you have a good time no matter what they are into. ;)


Yessir, JOHN_HEAD ... I aim to please ;-)

Whatever floats your boat (sailors and seamen most welcum)

Whatever blows your skirt up (cross-dressers welcum too)

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

think i need to make a booking , have you blow my skirt up ....

and come try some of you goodies !!!!

On 2024-01-27 22:37:19 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
***UNFATHOMABLE QUESTIONS***

This is technically QUESTION #17 in this TTBT (TransTitBitsThread). According to numerology, that's an 8. This Leap Year is also an 8 numerologically speaking ... 2+0+2+4=8

So here is a bunch of unfathomable questions. I call these questions "unfathomable" because we are told that there is no such thing as a stupid question, okay?

(1) "What is a shemale?" Really, in this day and age.
*MY ANSWER* ... "Google's your friend - kiss my end."

(2) "Do you have both a penis and a vagina?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "No sir, that would be an hermaphrodite or to be perfectly PC, an intersexed individual. If you manage to locate one, please do let me know - it's on my bucket list."

(3) Some background, this naive, ignorant (very sweet though) guy made an appointment, came to see me, had a good time together. After we reached the heights of our sexcursion, we chatted a bit.
"So you had an operation to attach that penis to your body?" (I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING)
*MY ANSWER* ... "No, I was born like you, just much prettier, of course, and then I went on female hormones (estrogen) and then I had these (pointing to and squeezing my amazing designer breasts) inserted. www.WOW

(4) "Are you Hindu?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Why? Do you wanna marry me or do you wanna f... me?"

(5) "Do you offer Greek?" (REALLY!!!)
*MY ANSWER* ... *Speechless* (for once in my life ... lol)

(6) "Do you see straight guys?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Not if I can help it ... Hahaha ... All my clients identify as straight, sir. Gay guys don't book T-girls."

(7) Not a question, but a HIGHLY ANNOYING confession when announced right off the bat, "I've never done this before, it will be my first time, how does it all work?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Please watch a SM porno, for educational purposes. We can do everything that they do in the scene - safely. Or book an hour with me and I'll teach you all you need to know."

(8) "What do I need to bring along?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "Just some HardColdCash and your HardHotCock."

(9) *Ring - Ring* ... "Hello, Leila speaking."
"Hello, what you up to?" (Annoying AF)
*MY EXPLANATION* ... Imagine that you are making an appointment with your GP's receptionist ...
*Ring - Ring* ... "Dr.Z's rooms, Victoria speaking."

Patient Bloggs/YOU: "Hi Victoria, what you up to?"

Victoria: "I believe I'm taking your call, Mr.Bloggs?"

Just don't do it, please?

(10) "Can I take you for coffee first, just to meet and chat before going ahead with booking?"
*MY ANSWER* ... "No can do, sir. Besides, I don't do coffee, I'm a T-girl."


Yours Dumbfoundedly,
LB69

Your thread is always a good read, especially when I need a little more intellectual scrolling on this site and the great part is that there is always a dash of wit <3

I could so relate to almost every point. Number 9 though is annoying as hell! Do you want to book or not? Hate when people don't get to the point!

Lastly, I actually just wanted to say what a stunning photo set <3

On 2024-01-28 16:28:14 joremy01@yahoo.c said:
On 2024-01-25 16:03:54 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said: On 2024-01-25 10:53:45 John_Head said: Sounds like you have everything one needs to make sure you have a good time no matter what they are into. ;)


Yessir, JOHN_HEAD ... I aim to please ;-)

Whatever floats your boat (sailors and seamen most welcum)

Whatever blows your skirt up (cross-dressers welcum too)

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


think i need to make a booking , have you blow my skirt up ....

I think so too JOREMY01 ... Let's blow each others skirts up ;-)



[QUOTE;4580680;joremy01@yahoo.c]

and come try some of you goodies !!!![/QUOTE]



Apart from "Love Gloves", I also keep a box of latex gloves ... *wink-wink*

On 2024-01-28 17:11:15 Raphael_ Xclusive said:
On 2024-01-27 22:37:19 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:


Your thread is always a good read, especially when I need a little more intellectual scrolling on this site and the great part is that there is always a dash of wit <3

I could so relate to almost every point. Number 9 though is annoying as hell! Do you want to book or not? Hate when people don't get to the point!

Lastly, I actually just wanted to say what a stunning photo set <3

Thanks so much RAPHAEL ... xxx


Look what's on my BUCKet list ;-)
(We <3 BUCK ANGEL)

tube.shegods.com/video/beautiful-shemale-chanel-santini-fucks-transman-buck-angel-pussy-Ujhe5hO4ksY.html

Hey Leila B please will you inbox me, would like to get more info

On 2024-01-31 11:23:07 Chriswonker said:
Hey Leila B please will you inbox me, would like to get more info

You have mail CHRISWONKER :-)

On 2024-01-25 00:14:31 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
***MY APOTHECARY***

Apart from the obligatory love gloves (condoms) I also keep an impressive selection of playtime enhancers.

Sex toys, cockrings, restraints, paddles should just be standard items in any seasoned, professional adult entertainer's bag of tricks (my personal opinion).

Just the other day, a guest asked me whether I keep a "prolong spray". I offered him a choice of 2 different brands ;-)

I have an array of tabs to help keep the fun up ;-)
I have the popular RED DRAGON (available from most adult stores) and also those MAGIC BLUE PILLS. CIALIS (weekend Viagra) is also available at LBs APOTHECARY.

Then ... *DRUMROLL PLEASE* ... I have injectables, as used by porn stars, deftly administered by your Naughty Nurse.

Poppers (alkyl nitrites) are always available. I was gifted a bottle of BERLIN BLACK last week. NICE :)))))
*PRO-TIP* ... Keep your poppers refrigerated for maximum shelf life and efficacy.

I also keep a "herb kit" especially for my "HERBoys"... #PuffPuffPass

Beverages? That goes without saying, but if we are to spend more than 1 hour playing, please be considerate enough to bring along a beverage/s of your (our?) choice. ALWAYS APPRECIATED :-)

"OMG ... LB! ... can it get any better than this?!" ... I hear you excitedly exclaim. Ummmmmm ... no ... not really ... Hahahahahaha

Gentlemen, LeilaB aims to P-L-E-A-S-E. Cum on over and shoot your shot ...

Yours Cocked n Loaded,
LB69





[EDIT] ... Forgot to clarify - FULL ACCESS to MY APOTHECARY for extended and overnight bookings. Limited access to my apothecary for minimum (1hour) bookings.

***QUESTION #18***

*Do you travel with YOUR APOTHECARY, LeilaB?* ... Someone asked me this question recently.

*MY ANSWER* ... I believe the Yanks have drive-thru pharmacies. How convenient is that? I digress.

I travel with just a part of MY APOTHECARY. I try to travel light-ish.

I plan on taking myself and MY APOTHECARY (and SEXY wardrobe and makeup - STILLETOS included) down to the coast soon-ish ;-)

Yours IMMACULATELY,
LB69

***SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED!***

It might come as a shock to you, but some of these labels not even I have heard of before.

I kinda like POMOSEXUAL for myself :-)

When I was in London, I was shocked by the statistic that around 5% of the English population are ASEXUAL.

'That's because most of our population are so unfuckable," said a fuckable Englishman that I discussed this with. His sentiments - not mine. My boyfriend when I lived there was Anglo-Indian (best looking peeps in the whole world).

Back to those pesky labels. As CAITLIN V says in the video, "you don't know what you don't know." She also says that sexuality is fluid. I totally agree. Everything in existence is in a constant state of flux. "Change is the only constant." That's an oxymoron, moron :p

"Be like water my friend." (Bruce Lee)


m.youtube.com/watch


Yours Pomosexually,
LB69

***COME TO THE EDGE***

Come to the edge.
We might fall.
Come to the edge.
It's too high!
COME TO THE EDGE.
And they came, and s/he pushed, and they flew.
(CHRISTOPHER LOGUE)

Still on the fence about whether to take the plunge and try a Special Girl? Come to the edge, biatch :p

Here are 3 vids that might be helpful:

The Sexy CARMEN CARRERA ... m.youtube.com/watch


*WILL ANAL TURN MEN GAY?* (sex coach TAYLOR JOHNSON) ... m.youtube.com/watch

And lastly ... m.youtube.com/watch

Hope they are useful and informative :-)


Yours Enticingly,
LB69