A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

A village bumpkin after a lot of pressure and 5 children, agreed for the vasectomy.

Next year his wife got pregnant again.

He said, I told you it's of no use, it just changes the colour of the baby !!!!!

What is the height of gullibility?



Nuns working in a condom factory making sleeping bags for earthworms...

"My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, 'Can I have a new bike?' He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike."

-- Jimmy Carr

Going to the coast for a holliday and not going to the beach..... Is like going to teazers, sitting in your car in the parking lot and sniffing your steering wheel......

My mom told me to always give the less fortunate my used goods, anyone need a boyfriend

Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery.

Winner's story: "Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

"When you realise the following years are called 2020 one, 2020 two, 2020 three."

- Meme

An international school teacher asks: "What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
An African student responds: What's food?

A Western European student: What's scarcity?

An Eastern European student: What's honest?

A Chinese student: What's opinion?

A Russian student: What's your?

An American student: What's other countries?

An Indian student : There is an opportunity to open a shop !!!!