Secretary 1 : Aarghh!!!! my throat hurts.....

Secretary 2 : I bet your knees do too!!!!!

An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."

On 2021-01-20 10:56:40 uwillwantme said:
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."

That's a false joke....
haha haha just kidding.

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three?"

"Four," answered the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," said the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?"

"Jack."

A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy.

Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh.

She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were.
" why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked.

"It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed.

The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?"

The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

If your Vodka-bulary about alcohol is not good...

Then look up the Whiskypedia

Cop : How High are you ?

Extra smart drunk driver : No officer. Its, Hi. How are you?

What is the difference between Hippo and Zippo?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter!!!!!

Lmao!!
2 priests in showers notice theres no soap. Although naked, Father John goes 2 his room 4 some. Grabs 2 bars & heads back. Half way down the hall 3 nuns head his way. He pretends 2 b a statue! Nuns say how lifelike he looks. 1st nun pulls his cock, Startled he drops a bar of soap. 'Oh, it's a soap dispenser! She says 2nd nun does same and he drops other bar. 3rd nun keeps tuggin at his cock 'Sweet Jesus!.. She says Hand lotion too!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'