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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-09 11:05:02
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-09 11:14:09
Nice one lol
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-11 10:23:16
Edited: 2021-02-11 10:23:28
Edited: 2021-02-11 10:23:28
If you're kinky and you know it, Clap your hands....
Oh, they are tied. Never mind....!!!!
Oh, they are tied. Never mind....!!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-18 17:12:31
A man in his 60s hoes to a brothel
... constantly shaking from his Parkinson's.
He tells the madam I want 5 girls.
The madam says are you sure? 5 girls might kill you. But the man is adamant and soon enough he's in a room with 5 girls.
Shaking from every joint as he lays on the bed, he tells 2 girls: you two, hold down my arms.
Then he tells 2 more girls: you two, hold down my legs.
Finally, the last one, you get on top.
Now, you 4, let go!
... constantly shaking from his Parkinson's.
He tells the madam I want 5 girls.
The madam says are you sure? 5 girls might kill you. But the man is adamant and soon enough he's in a room with 5 girls.
Shaking from every joint as he lays on the bed, he tells 2 girls: you two, hold down my arms.
Then he tells 2 more girls: you two, hold down my legs.
Finally, the last one, you get on top.
Now, you 4, let go!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-19 15:33:47
An old woman finds a Genie lamp and brings it home...
She decides to polish it and rubs it with a cloth.
*POOF!* a Genie appears
Genie: "Thank you for freeing me, I grant you three wishes. What will they be?"
Old woman, shocked: "Eh...Um.. Err. I GOT IT! Make me a young and rich queen!"
Genie snaps his fingers and she turns into stunning young queen, adorned in most precious jewelry.
"Alright, now turn this house into world's most magnificent palace!", she orders Genie.
Genie snaps his fingers and her house turns into the most majestic and stunning palace ever built.
"You have one last wish", says the Genie.
Woman looks around and notices her old cat. "Ah, I got it! Turn my old cat into a young and stunning prince with a biiiig dick!"
Just like that, her cat turns into this massively hung, gorgeous young prince, as Genie vanishes.
Old woman, now a queen with a palace and gorgeous big-dicked prince jumps on his big shoulders, gives him a passionate kiss and whispers into his ear: "Take me. NOW!"
Young prince: "Yeah... Thanks for that giant dick and this transformation, babe... Juuuuust one tiny problem. You forgot you had me neutered, love."
She decides to polish it and rubs it with a cloth.
*POOF!* a Genie appears
Genie: "Thank you for freeing me, I grant you three wishes. What will they be?"
Old woman, shocked: "Eh...Um.. Err. I GOT IT! Make me a young and rich queen!"
Genie snaps his fingers and she turns into stunning young queen, adorned in most precious jewelry.
"Alright, now turn this house into world's most magnificent palace!", she orders Genie.
Genie snaps his fingers and her house turns into the most majestic and stunning palace ever built.
"You have one last wish", says the Genie.
Woman looks around and notices her old cat. "Ah, I got it! Turn my old cat into a young and stunning prince with a biiiig dick!"
Just like that, her cat turns into this massively hung, gorgeous young prince, as Genie vanishes.
Old woman, now a queen with a palace and gorgeous big-dicked prince jumps on his big shoulders, gives him a passionate kiss and whispers into his ear: "Take me. NOW!"
Young prince: "Yeah... Thanks for that giant dick and this transformation, babe... Juuuuust one tiny problem. You forgot you had me neutered, love."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-20 21:43:48
While shopping, my wife asked me what kind of chocolate I want.
I told her, slender with firm boobs.
Damn that uber seat was uncomfortable!
I told her, slender with firm boobs.
Damn that uber seat was uncomfortable!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-21 20:21:16
What is the maximum speed limit on sex? 68
Why? Because at 69 you need to turn around...
Why? Because at 69 you need to turn around...
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-21 20:35:15
Good one!
On 2021-02-21 20:21:16 Ziske said:
What is the maximum speed limit on sex? 68
Why? Because at 69 you need to turn around...
Good one!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-21 21:10:33
Edited: 2021-02-21 21:11:19
Edited: 2021-02-21 21:11:19
A joke is a joke and a poke is a poke and a poke up your ass is a very big joke.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-02-21 21:56:19
Edited: 2021-02-21 21:57:45
So...I guess you giggle when he puts it in...LOL
Edited: 2021-02-21 21:57:45
On 2021-02-21 21:10:33 classy said:
A joke is a joke and a poke is a poke and a poke up your ass is a very big joke.
So...I guess you giggle when he puts it in...LOL
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