An exercise for people who are out of shape:
Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand.
Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax.
After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags.
Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag

Friends are like condoms they protect you when things get hard...haha!

On 2021-05-28 11:02:09 Tina said:
Friends are like condoms they protect you when things get hard...haha!

I want to be your bra so I can gold and support your tits :-)

NoWhiteKnight

I once invited a girl to test the time machine I made. We stopped between '68 and '70

:)

Due to Covid, we ask all rioters to work from home and destroy their own properties.

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

What is the difference between wife and condom?
Condoms are now thinner and sensitive.....

It's F***ing cold today.
I opened my cupboard, and found my jersey wearing my Jacket!!

It's so cold I caught my neighbor wearing two pairs of shorts with his crocks

A man walks in a library and asks for book on paranoia.

The librarian whispers, 'its right behind you'