How can you stay warm in a cold room? Move towards the corner, cause its always 90 degrees.

On 2021-06-12 11:21:28 Claudia Gentlemens Delight said:
How can you stay warm in a cold room? Move towards the corner, cause its always 90 degrees.

:) :)

On 2021-06-12 11:21:28 Claudia Gentlemens Delight said:
How can you stay warm in a cold room? Move towards the corner, cause its always 90 degrees.

And with you in the corner it would be double that.

On 2021-06-12 13:42:10 Kooni said:
On 2021-06-12 11:21:28 Claudia Gentlemens Delight said: How can you stay warm in a cold room? Move towards the corner, cause its always 90 degrees.


And with you in the corner it would be double that.

Oooohhhh...and now you've just made me blush all over [my body] Kooni...

If you don't make time for your woman, someone else will. Ask Adam, he left Eve alone for 2mins and the snake took her out for lunch.

A night shift worker got off early and was walking home and spots a woman in the Shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

He had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm makin' love to me wife!", he answers, annoyed.

"Oh! I'm sorry", says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Well, neither did I, until you shined that light in her face!"

Why did the chick cross the street?...


...Because the chick wanted to fuck the cock.

I just made that up...lokl...

On 2021-06-18 12:45:05 SuperFuck said:

Why did the chick cross the street?...


...Because the chick wanted to fuck the cock.

I just made that up...lokl...

Bahahahah

"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks.


It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.

Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks. "Not really," the little girl says.

"Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

A student was lucky to find a decent accommodation with a cheap rent. His colleagues came to visit him and he was showing them the house.
"This is the kitchen. This is the bedroom. And this one is the living room ... "
"And what are this hammer and this pot that are hanging on the wall for? What are you going to do with them?" one of his colleagues asked.
"This is a talking clock."
"I have never seen a clock like that. Can you show me how it works?"
"Sure. Look," the student said.
He took the hammer and struck at the pot with all his strength. Then a voice was heard from the other side,
"What you are doing? Are you crazy? It is half past one in the night, you idiot!"