Dear people of the world,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerely,
Grammar

You have a rocking body for a Grammar


LOL

[SNL] You have a rocking body for a Grammar

LOL[/QUOTE]

Haha, clever pun on my joke ; )

Thank you for the compliment, xx

WIFE: "The vacuum cleaner is not sucking"!
ME: "It is frustrating, isn't it"?

I wanna start a company that makes both coffins and condoms.....The slogan would be "We got you covered whether you Cuming or Going".

There was a safety meeting at work today.
They asked me "what steps would you take in the event of a fire?"
"Fuckin big ones!" was the wrong answer.

I called a WG to my hotel the other day. She gave me a massage and Handjob with vaseline.

I came three times after she left, just washing the vaseline off

"Two hookers were on a street corner.
They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."

The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, no. I just burped."

For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked.

To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour.

To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop.

Finally, he goes to the dance with the girl. The girl wanted to have some apple punch so the boy went to get it, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.
The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.

The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.

The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.

The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.

The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.

The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.

The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.

The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.

The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman

The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in compensation.

The SouthAfrican grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'