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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-08 14:05:15
England won the toss at the Gabba today,and elected to collapse.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-08 14:45:35
For fans of MUFC:
My best bud just WhatsApped me complaining that Harry Maguire blocked him on Insta for insulting his terrible defensive performances.
So I replied:
"Don't stress,bro.
It's the only thing Harry's blocked all season".
My best bud just WhatsApped me complaining that Harry Maguire blocked him on Insta for insulting his terrible defensive performances.
So I replied:
"Don't stress,bro.
It's the only thing Harry's blocked all season".
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-09 11:34:41
In the current age of politically correct gender neutrality, you no longer have a Sugar Daddy - he's a Glucose Guardian!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-28 06:54:38
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said,"Wow!" Then her friendsaid, "She means 666-3629."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-28 08:08:44
Edited: 2021-12-28 08:31:42
Edited: 2021-12-28 08:31:42
Old guy phones 911, reports that his wife could be dead.
Cops arrive, check her out and tell the old geezer that his wife has been dead for at least a week and ask him why he only called now. He replies, "i didn't know, the sex was the same but I got suspicious that something was wrong when the dishes started to pile up."
Cops arrive, check her out and tell the old geezer that his wife has been dead for at least a week and ask him why he only called now. He replies, "i didn't know, the sex was the same but I got suspicious that something was wrong when the dishes started to pile up."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-28 21:49:26
In the UK,"booster shot " is pronounced as "borchestershire shot".
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-28 22:01:31
Dear punters,please be aware that the words:
"Are you in love? "
mean something very different when uttered by SP's originally from the UK, for eg. Beautiful Busty British Gabby,Lady London or Laura Love(ads active).
"Are you in love? "
mean something very different when uttered by SP's originally from the UK, for eg. Beautiful Busty British Gabby,Lady London or Laura Love(ads active).
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-28 23:12:32
If she has to ask then those roadside cures and promises obviously didn't measure up :)
On 2021-12-28 22:01:31 Mr. R said:
"Are you in love? "
If she has to ask then those roadside cures and promises obviously didn't measure up :)
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-29 05:53:32
Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2021-12-29 08:46:33
Lol
On 2021-12-28 23:12:32 oraljim said:
On 2021-12-28 22:01:31 Mr. R said:
"Are you in love? "
If she has to ask then those roadside cures and promises obviously didn't measure up :)
Lol
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