get oreo's biscuits remove the cream from them replace it with toothpaste and serve a serving suggestion.

Did this one last night at a restaurant. Waiter comes to our table- I order-'2 Black Labels please' while I hold up 3 fingers.

Waiter can i have two beers, one black label and one carling

Tell a black Sisters!! her hair is getting long and watch her eyes light up like Peter Pan."

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

4. Sit in the tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers "I'll only invite you in if you bring pillows from the bedding department!".

5. When a shop assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

6. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

7. While handling knives in the housewares department ask the staff if he/she knows where the bandages are.

8. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me! Pick me!"

9. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again".

10. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!

Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman.Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out

When you get into a lift full of people..smile and politely say 'Are you ready to take this to another level'

Walked in a lift oneday at jg Strydom hospital with a budy of mine I hit a lekker loud fart turned to him n said sis dude then walked out as soon as the door opened n left him inside

Move in a group of 5buddys!! And come running to a busy KFC shop screaming "hawemaahh!Vimba Vimba,MShaye Mshaye" eng(OMG,catch him!catch him!! Hit him!! Hit him!!)Watch as everybody moves then place ur orders

Lol good stuff