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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 07:47:49
When she says that she made an exemption for me but charges non-white customers extra
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 07:49:49
Edited: 2022-01-04 07:55:28
Edited: 2022-01-04 07:55:28
When she hauls out that thermometer before she even greets and points the red beam at your forehead.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 08:07:54
When she says you must come back for a proper massage - Hello, what am I there for then
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 08:48:14
When the age on profile and face doesn't match
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 08:48:36
When she spends 45 talking about her life, jerk clients and what she is currently excited about then looks you dead serious in the eye and says "you only have 15 minutes left".
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 09:03:18
When she opens the door and you realise that her pictures were taken by a master photographer...
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 09:19:50
When the massage starts and then u turn around but she don't allow u touch and play but all this was discussed before the session and when it is over she says I thought we got along well!!
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 09:51:39
Advertising specials and when you call gives you totally different rates than what she advertised
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 09:56:05
Just shove your cock in her mouth...problem solved...LOL
On 2022-01-04 08:48:36 YourChunkyFunkiness said:
....When she spends 45 talking....
Just shove your cock in her mouth...problem solved...LOL
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 09:58:38
Only works if she doesn't have teeth...
On 2022-01-04 09:56:05 semensquirter said:
On 2022-01-04 08:48:36 YourChunkyFunkiness said: ....When she spends 45 talking....
Just shove your cock in her mouth...problem solved...LOL
Only works if she doesn't have teeth...
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