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Posted: 2024-09-21 09:40:39

On 2024-09-19 19:31:18 JP82 said:
Ignoring the troll and getting back on topic: One that made me chuckle was

"not sure who made you the Judge Judy and executioner."


Also happens to be a great line in one of my favorite movies - Hot Fuzz with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
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Posted: 2024-09-21 09:41:34

On 2024-09-20 06:55:46 Sir Shadow Hefner said:
"This lady was so amazing, I was tempted to get home and tell my wife about her"



Brilliant
Thank you for getting into the spirit of it!
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Posted: 2024-09-21 09:51:07

On 2024-09-19 16:13:08 Mike Hope said:
" the place smelled like Nigerian food"

Ever since reading this comment I've thought WTF does Nigerian food smell like lol




How did Nigerian food come into all these jive talk?
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Posted: 2024-09-21 14:58:25

On 2024-09-21 09:40:39 2old2 said:
On 2024-09-19 19:31:18 JP82 said: Ignoring the troll and getting back on topic: One that made me chuckle was

"not sure who made you the Judge Judy and executioner."
Also happens to be a great line in one of my favorite movies - Hot Fuzz with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost



Interesting. I didn't know that. Maybe it was deliberate (I doubt it given who posted it) but anyway it's still funny...
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Posted: 2024-09-23 17:52:08
Edited: 2024-09-23 18:10:37

I remember one review by some gent who went to see a lady somewhere in the EastRand I think. Dude mentioned that for that particular session he had a hectic stomach bug and even took breaks mid-rounds to go to the the shitter. Lol WTF!

I don't even want to imagine the logistics of this and also even continuing with the pomping.
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Posted: 2024-09-23 18:11:25

On 2024-09-21 09:51:07 Yvonne Xxx said:
On 2024-09-19 16:13:08 Mike Hope said: " the place smelled like Nigerian food"

Ever since reading this comment I've thought WTF does Nigerian food smell like lol


How did Nigerian food come into all these jive talk?



You are fucking dim and I don't care if I get banned for insulting you.
Check the OP original post looking for humor and silly things we have read in reviews and that's how Nigerian food came into the conversation.
Now fuck off Yvonne!
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Posted: 2024-09-24 00:23:58

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Posted: 2024-09-24 07:02:06
Edited: 2024-09-24 07:25:22

On 2024-09-23 18:11:25 Mike Hope said:
On 2024-09-21 09:51:07 Yvonne Xxx said: On 2024-09-19 16:13:08 Mike Hope said: " the place smelled like Nigerian food"

Ever since reading this comment I've thought WTF does Nigerian food smell like lol


How did Nigerian food come into all these jive talk?

You are fucking dim and I don't care if I get banned for insulting you.
Check the OP original post looking for humor and silly things we have read in reviews and that's how Nigerian food came into the conversation.
Now fuck off Yvonne!




You need help with your misplaced anger issues. If you cannot afford punting any longer, get off the fucking site, Mike hopeless and stop taking out your punk ass broke ass agresssion on we providers and calling us dim. You're 12 cans short of a six-pack.

You never open your mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. When it was raining brains, you had an umbrella. You know I'm far from what you call me. I give as good as I get,, you dim witted aggressive keyboard warrior and uppity fuck nut.

Go fuck yourself, you stupid wanker. You're the reason we have warning labels. Your train of thought is a replacement bus service and finally, dickwad, You need lemons to make lemonade, and you don't have any lemons." Go figure. Bring it on, stupid pussy punter. Now you fuck off mike hopeless, cheap ass basic punter ass licker. You're about as sharp as a sack full of soup.

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Posted: 2024-09-24 10:00:10

ctrl.alt.del/yvonneXxx
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Posted: 2024-09-24 10:08:22
Edited: 2024-09-24 10:13:03

On 2024-09-24 10:00:10 stable diffusion said:
ctrl.alt.del/yvonneXxx



Easy now, don't let your brains go to your head, fuck nut!
Your statement is as useful as a chocolate teapot.

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