I never learn .. just plug in the electric blanket ..

Mr Shy

My pillow has holes in it already.


Boobs : So I must give up ?

Cheers

Yewrev

"You care to share where you buy your mirrors, as I need to invest in one.
Mine does not sing and keep splintering into lots of pieces when I try to use it."


Must just share this.

Went to a bar last night for one of those Franzen Cream Ales. Two young lasses placed themselves next to me, so I did the gentlemanly thing and offered to buy them drinks, which they accepted. And so the conversation eventually turned to age. With that loaded question : How old do you think I am ?

Answer came back : 7 years older than my current age.

Paid my bill, left, they can buy their own fucking drinks further.

Got home, and Mirror no 1 started singing : 7 Years from Lukas. Threw my cellphone at it now the cellphone and the mirror is no more.


Mirror no 2, the one that always sings : It's hard to be humble, started with Neil Youngs : Old Man take a look at yourself.....

That mirror now also shattered and I have bandages on my hand from the glass. Used my right hand, so now I have to wipe my ass with my left hand for the next week. Not easy.


So, no mirrors, no sleeping partner, no self-image, less money cause those chicks drank shooters and cocktails.


What is then the moral of this story ?
I don't have to buy girls drinks to drink me pretty any more, I just have to buy them enough to drink me younger.

Cheers

INL ... sometimes we try to hard to achieve something and things do not want to work out as we planned ... rather let it go and maybe things will work out sooner than you anticipated.

On 2017-06-20 08:49:38 Miss Barbie Doll said:
On 2017-06-20 01:24:15 Cock007 said: Bwaahahaha barbie just wants to FUCK! and nothing wrong with that!!


Lol not really I just can't sleep wrapped around big arms lol,I always feel like I'm dying hahahahahahha.I love having the corner of the bed all to myself

I agree, don't mess with my side of the bed. In any event spooning with a naked woman would lead to me having a woody all night ;)

INL

You lucky only to only have to buy drinks to be younger, I have to do for both age and looks. It can become an exspensive excersize.

That is why I stick to punting, no need to buy any drinks, and I am use to wearing a brownbag over my head by now to not scare the ladies away.

On 2017-06-21 08:47:48 Amsohornee said:
On 2017-06-20 08:49:38



I agree, don't mess with my side of the bed. In any event spooning with a naked woman would lead to me having a woody all night ;)

so now you know how I sleep,does that mean I am welcome to share a bed with u allnight hahahahaha