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Posted: 2017-08-24 20:20:19

On 2017-08-24 12:09:57 Meg said:
Lol Arhwen why don't I trust you answer?



Lol uhm I don't know
#Innocently smiling :) :) :)
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Posted: 2017-08-24 21:36:38

So I was in a hotel in India years ago watching porn with my fancy noise-cancelling headphones on.
Stripped of and started enjoying myself with my feet on the desk.
There was something wrong when the headphones which resulted in me having to crank the volume up as loud as it would go but I still couldn't hear it properly.
Anyhow - I don't usually watch porn for the narrative so I carried on regardless.
Just as things were getting really interesting the door suddenly burst open and the hotel manager entered. He had been knocking for a while I found out later.
Turns out my headphones weren't plugged in and the room next door had complained about all the noise.
I'm not sure who was more embarrassed. I stayed in my room for the rest of the day.
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Posted: 2017-08-25 07:34:39

I was in Matric, sitting on couch in front of TV, making a protein shake. My mom came in from behind and just saw my arm shaking and ran out the house screaming and calling my dad! Till this day she is still convinced that I was beating the one-eyed snake on her favourite couch!
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Posted: 2017-08-25 08:02:49

I love masturbating and I love being watched doing it as well, but never been caught while doing it alone
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Posted: 2017-08-25 12:49:39

On 2017-08-25 07:34:39 EasyBrendan said:
I was in Matric, sitting on couch in front of TV, making a protein shake. My mom came in from behind and just saw my arm shaking and ran out the house screaming and calling my dad! Till this day she is still convinced that I was beating the one-eyed snake on her favourite couch!



Oh my fuck that is funny. You could have been working up a Protein shot though....
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Posted: 2017-08-25 13:21:40
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I wish could get caught one day ,and then get punished for being a bad girl lol.
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Posted: 2017-08-25 13:21:53

I'm so glad I never caught my boys masturbating... I think I'd run away too...
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Posted: 2017-11-02 22:13:40
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Bwahahaha someone just got caught,shit a vibrator couldn't stop vibrating.damn you girl
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Posted: 2017-11-03 22:31:43
Edited: 2017-11-03 22:34:26

Fast asleep when BANG a full on clenched fist to the face.

"YOU DIRTY PIG!"

She meant to land a punch on my chest or something.

I wake with a startle response not knowing where I am, who is attacking me or why and lash out at her splitting her lip.

She then starts yelling and screaming obscenities that I had never heard and only learned then and there. She then lashes out at me.

Once awake and suitably contrite, I got her a tea-towel wrapping an ice cube and was mortified about what I had done, but we then we settled down.

A short while later subtle shaking movement in the bed that can only indicate one thing starts, but this time I am awake to feel it.

Jasper, our ridgeback has an itch that he cannot get rid of! (we have a big bed and the dogs often sleep with us)

Did we laugh? Yeah but in the morning, I had a black eye and Mrs. Le Roux had a split lip.

I was once caught by my cousin. She told my aunt who told my mom who told me I was disgusting and would go to jail if it happened again. I tend to tickle the old one eyed trouser mouse only behind locked doors these days.
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Posted: 2017-11-04 11:21:14

On 2017-08-23 14:51:13 eye see you said:
What is the strongest muscle in a married mans body when he is masturbating?
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His big toe - it holds the toilet door shut.



LOL, Very well placed, can imagine it to be true

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