If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.....

A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father says, "Making a puppy."

So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The father replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says, "Can you turn mommy over? I'd rather have a puppy."

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Why did god invent yeast infections ?

So that women also experience what living with an irritating cunt is !!!!

Want to know how to fit 71 in the car?

2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.

Superfuck


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Overheard at the Doctors' rooms:

Female patient: Doc, my ass hurts
Doctor: Where?
Patient: Around the entrance...
Doctor: It will probably hurt for as long as it is an entrance...

COVID changed my life!
I used to cough to hide my fart, now I fart to hide my cough.