A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week,
so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and
began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood,
he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same
hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are
all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
captain's parrot. Then the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea
with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went
on for a day and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,
"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

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On 2022-04-17 07:22:03 Allora said:
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Hahahahaha thank you for making my day:)

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

On 2022-03-30 22:27:20 OneNightOnlyTwo said:
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

Xcellent

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and other has soap in her hole.

You lot your phone and it's on silent???!!!!

Too bad....If you really wanted it to stay, you should have put a ring on it!!!!!

Dear Algebra.

Please stop making us find your X.
She's never coming back.
Don't ask me Y