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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-17 08:45:20
Putin was awarded NATO's salesman of the year!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-17 08:49:04
The Government announced today that it is changing its emblem from the South African flag to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the Government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-27 14:28:44
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"
Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old."
Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"
Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."
Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody!"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-28 09:41:25
What's the difference between South Africa and the Titanic?
Atleast the lights were on when the Titanic sank!!!
Atleast the lights were on when the Titanic sank!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-28 09:42:07
What did South Africa use before candles?
ELECTRICITY!!!
ELECTRICITY!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-28 20:00:17
Kid: Mom,what does "Dark Humour" mean?
Mom: See that guy with no hands?Tell him to clap.
Kid: But Mom,you know I'm blind.
Mom: There you go!
Mom: See that guy with no hands?Tell him to clap.
Kid: But Mom,you know I'm blind.
Mom: There you go!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-05-28 20:02:45
On 2022-05-28 20:00:17 Forsyth P Jones said:
Kid: Mom,what does "Dark Humour" mean?
Mom: See that guy with no hands?Tell him to clap.
Kid: But Mom,you know I'm blind.
K.O
Mom: There you go!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-06-11 16:06:12
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree,
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
A genealogist looks up the family tree,
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-06-13 08:36:44
Humanity is doomed.
Man seeking women:
" ek soek n wit dame, moet n virgin wees en weet hoe om te naai".
Facepalm...
Man seeking women:
" ek soek n wit dame, moet n virgin wees en weet hoe om te naai".
Facepalm...
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-06-15 10:13:06
What do Dildo's and Tofu have in common?
They are both meat substitutes
Jake hehehe
They are both meat substitutes
Jake hehehe
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