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Posted: 2022-06-15 10:46:49

https://youtu.be/tunzLducZAs

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Posted: 2022-06-15 10:58:49

On 2022-04-17 11:35:28 Miss Barbie Doll said:
On 2022-04-17 07:22:03 Allora said: Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."


Hahahahaha thank you for making my day:)



:-)) pleasure my lady...
Allora
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Posted: 2022-06-15 11:01:25

Stop calling your wife cheap names like 'suger' or honey...
Call her 'Petrol' or cooking oil...
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Posted: 2022-06-15 11:38:06

So I'm confused,

I was born a man,

I identify as a man

but according to Woolworths lasagne I'm a family of 4?

Jake
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Posted: 2022-08-19 10:37:03

If ESA launches this website in Prague, what would they possibly call it ?

Czech-Mate

:)

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Posted: 2022-08-19 11:25:41

On 2022-06-15 11:38:06 Jakeburns78 said:
So I'm confused,

I was born a man,

I identify as a man

but according to Woolworths lasagne I'm a family of 4?

Lmfao

Jake

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Posted: 2022-08-29 12:27:51

When they do anal sex in Greece, do they still call it greek ?
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Posted: 2022-08-31 12:58:51

My Lesbian neighbours Jane and Caroline asked me to help them conceive a child recently.

They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they were desperate to have a baby.

For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
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Posted: 2022-08-31 15:33:29

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy!
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Posted: 2022-09-01 10:59:16

After a heated argument, I told my neurologist wife that we have always been at the opposite ends.

Well, I am a Urologist.

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