Sorry for Afrikaans joke, but it will not work when translated.

Ek dink daar is mense wat my afloer as ek stort.
Ek het vanoggend veskeie voice notes gekry: "Heerlike lengte, mooi lengte, lekker lengte"...

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

Two men were talking.

"So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having SASSA sex."

"SASSA sex?"

"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on."

Bakers has developed a new cookie, CLITORIS CREAMS.
But be warned, one lick and you will want to eat the whole "doos".
Because the Bakers man can...

Husband : Hi...what are you doing?

Wife : Nothing much, just women things!!!

Husband : Still trying to park the car????

Pietie vang sy Pa en Ma spyker. Hy vra: "Wat maak julle?:Sy pa tune: "Ons speel."Later vang sy Pa vir Pietie met Sannie en vra: "Pietie , nou wat doen julle?"Pietie haak af: "Ek steek haar Pa, ek fokken speel nie!

"Marriage is like a video game. Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat."

--- Chris Burns

"Anyone can treat a lady like a whore,but it takes a real Man to treat a Whore like a Lady"-random beautiful SP in here.

"Spoken like a true Whore"-The SuperFuck,or pretty much all us Forum contributors.

"Why you always talking shit in here,FSP? Go back under that rock & carry on using your drugs,you fucken loser"-Sabrina the Teen-rage Bitch(or pretty much all the SP's in here).

"Hey now,take it easy.I only take drugs to manage my alcoholism,what's your excuse"?-Forsyth.

^^^this is why I need to be highly medicated at all times.

On with the Fuckery....

Is there a thread of funny pick up lines that worked for you gents on some of the ladies?

Yes.....on ESA that line is called making a booking. Don't forget to punctuate with pleasantries and greetings. Finally, Adjectivize with money. And viola.....you have the best pick up line ever!!!!!