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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-10-06 15:45:10
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-10-07 13:31:07
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-10-09 03:13:16
In spirit of Halloween coming up..
Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: Because they need to grip the broom!
Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: Because they need to grip the broom!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-10-15 15:51:12
Q: Why isn't there a PREGNANT Barbie?
A; Because Ken came in a different box!
A; Because Ken came in a different box!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-10-17 14:42:23
Three pregnant women visited a hospital to check the gender of their babies.
While chatting in the waiting room, one lady said she's sure hers is a boy because she was on the bottom during sex.
The second one went ahead to say that hers will be a girl because she was on top.
The third one, remarked ''can't wait to see my puppies!''
While chatting in the waiting room, one lady said she's sure hers is a boy because she was on the bottom during sex.
The second one went ahead to say that hers will be a girl because she was on top.
The third one, remarked ''can't wait to see my puppies!''
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-11-01 16:14:08
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
He went back in a month and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
He went back in a month and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-11-02 11:54:22
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets :)
The more you play with it, the harder it gets :)
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-11-02 12:39:01
What is Peter Pan's favourite place to eat out?
Wendy's
Wendy's
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-11-04 16:24:43
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up . . . . so she took them home and ate them.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,
"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand."
Not one hand went up . . . . so she took them home and ate them.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2022-11-14 14:52:45
Why don't you get a pregnant Barbie doll
Cos Ken came in a different box
Cos Ken came in a different box
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