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Posted: 2018-05-30 17:24:47

Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

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Posted: 2018-06-06 19:20:59

This weekend will be a very special milestone in my life...
This will be the 30th Comrades in a row that I'm not running.

Thanks to all my sponsors...KFC, Coke, Spur, Nandos, SAB, Nestle, Subaru and all my friends who encouraged me in my quest.
Without your support it wouldn't have been possible!
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Posted: 2018-06-06 19:50:38

South Africa wants to spend billions to change the name of 4 airports for airplanes that they can not afford to keep in the air.
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Posted: 2018-06-06 20:11:43

Petrol is now so expensive, that ones car need to be pushed to the bottle store to buy booze!
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Posted: 2018-06-06 20:21:20

It eventually happened, beer and petrol are now the same price. The choice is now yours, drink and don't drive or drive and don't drink.
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Posted: 2018-06-08 12:00:05

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them ... in loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there !!!
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Posted: 2018-06-08 12:01:55

Life is a lot like a penis ... simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely ... then a woman makes it hard !!!
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Posted: 2018-06-08 12:09:03

My wife send me a Whatsapp - "Love you lots XXXX"
I send one back " So do I",
She then sent another one " It would me a lot to me if you add a few X's " to which I reply
"with love, Marie, Sarie, Suzi, Susan,Rene"
Now she is upset, and I can't understand why
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Posted: 2018-06-08 12:15:18

On 2018-06-08 12:09:03 jjsoap said:
My wife send me a Whatsapp - "Love you lots XXXX"
I send one back " So do I",
She then sent another one " It would me a lot to me if you add a few X's " to which I reply
"with love, Marie, Sarie, Suzi, Susan,Rene"
Now she is upset, and I can't understand why



Lol, brilliant
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Posted: 2018-06-08 13:06:51

Marriage counselor to couple: "let's talk about what you both have in common"

Husband: "Well neither of us sucks cock!"

:)

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