Dear RAmrod


Apologies to the others - I hope it is not politically incorrect to tell a Van Der Merwe joke

VDM was dating a new girl - so he goes to her place ready to do the deed. He gets there and she quickly sends him on his way "Not tonight Van I am having a milk bath to make myself beautiful for you"

The following night he comes around to find her with a face mask - "Oh VDM I have given myself a mud pack - only the best for you"

So he waits a week and goes back to be told "Oh VDM I am so sorry I have diarrhoea we couldn't possibly do it"

The following week he rocks up to be told "VDM I am on my periods"

The next week VDM shows up dressed like a jockey with a cap and breeches and a riding crop. The girl says VDM why are you dressed like that?

"Through milk and mud
And shit and blood
Van Der Merwe rides tonight"