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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-24 22:46:17
What if u book a lady and your wife opens the door or your daughter
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-24 23:22:57
What if you woke up and found yourself in a world where sex is as frequent and important as meals.
A woman just walks up to you and says: "Hey, I never had sex for breakfast and it's almost lunch time, would you mind serving me dick with extra sperm? I'm really starving over here."
What if you woke up and found yourself in a world where sex is as frequent and important as meals.
A woman just walks up to you and says: "Hey, I never had sex for breakfast and it's almost lunch time, would you mind serving me dick with extra sperm? I'm really starving over here."
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 00:29:34
What if I already live in that world ;)...
On 2024-01-24 23:22:57 UltraSuperFuck said:
What if you woke up and found yourself in a world where sex is as frequent and important as meals.
What if I already live in that world ;)...
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 08:00:00
I can ride a unicorn and fart daisies...
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 10:39:02
What if the society became cashless and only online transactions are possible with trace of every spend available to wife/partner
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 11:01:56
What if you open the door and it's a uncle van lankal
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 11:55:51
What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything
Stamps luckie stickie
Bumble bees fuzzy buzzy
Pregnancy test maybe baby
Fork stabby grabby
Nightmare screamy dreamy
Socks feetie heatie
Stamps luckie stickie
Bumble bees fuzzy buzzy
Pregnancy test maybe baby
Fork stabby grabby
Nightmare screamy dreamy
Socks feetie heatie
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 12:00:07
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!
Thank you for one of the heartiest laughs in a long long time!!!
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahahahhaha!!!!!!!
RB
On 2024-01-25 11:55:51 NickNailer said:
What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything
Stamps luckie stickie
Bumble bees fuzzy buzzy
Pregnancy test maybe baby
Fork stabby grabby
Nightmare screamy dreamy
Socks feetie heatie
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!
Thank you for one of the heartiest laughs in a long long time!!!
Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahahahhaha!!!!!!!
RB
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 12:05:12
What if all the straight men openly admitted to booking me and enjoyed it!
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Re: What If.....
Posted: 2024-01-25 12:18:26
What if he says during Pegging
It's not a gay thing love...
But that ass is taking it deeper and the dirty talk oh boy...lol
On 2024-01-25 12:05:12 Raphael_ Xclusive said:
What if all the straight men openly admitted to booking me and enjoyed it!
What if he says during Pegging
It's not a gay thing love...
But that ass is taking it deeper and the dirty talk oh boy...lol
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