If I didn't know any better I'd swear Kingsman is curious to find out what the face behind the crazy looks like lol

On 2019-05-07 22:20:47 Jade said:
If I didn't know any better I'd swear Kingsman is curious to find out what the face behind the crazy looks like lol

Nope I assure you, you don't know any better. She's an older lady, not a bad body and she shows face, I'm curious about nothing on this one I assure you, it's over, don't need crazy all up in my face

Lol ok cool .I hear you xx

On 2019-05-07 14:45:01 semensquirter said:
LMFAO...punter jsnake gave Minnox chocolates, and she threw it back at him when he arrived for his booking.
Ibra and her N**irrrrrs chirp...Priceless moments on ESA!

Minnox was on another level. And she just kept coming back under a different name. As batty as she was, I still wanted to book her, haha! Luckily sanity prevailed.

Bwahaha a buddy of mine said "crazy ladies know how to shag" is it true?Im just curious.

On 2019-05-08 07:09:06 Caressa said:
Bwahaha a buddy of mine said "crazy ladies know how to shag" is it true?Im just curious.

I also heard that.

On 2019-05-08 07:09:06 Caressa said:
Bwahaha a buddy of mine said "crazy ladies know how to shag" is it true?Im just curious.

Yes it is true!

For what it's worth I'm going nowhere close to this one, would touch her with a barge pole, not even JZ''s barge pole

Crazy? Oh I have a few examples, ranging from a bit strange to having a fist fight with a neighbor.

Falling asleep? Left her on her own to count what was in the envelope while I fetched us a couple of glasses, came back and there she was softly snoring in a deep sleep. Threw a blanket over her and switched the TV on. It was an overnight booking but I really don't think our thoughts on what that represented were aligned.

Stealing my butter? (another lady) That's not an analogy, she stole my F#&@ing butter and the dish! All she had to do was ask? Meanwhile I had laptops, cell phones and all manner of valuables around the place but she stole the butter!

Abusing my gate guard for his slowness and inability to satisfy her desire for prompt unquestioning service? (Yet another lady) I was on the intercom and could only hear the type of language that would make a sailor blush while she screamed various biological and genealogical terms that I had to look up after it had all calmed down. Paid her half to bugger off, sat down with the guard and over a cup of coffee had one of those head shaking WTF was that all about conversations.

The fist fight? On a complex where I visited someone banged on the door, we had finished up and were having a very nice post coital conversation. With a bit of irritated huffing and puffing she goes to the door and it starts with damn and blast, went through the doubting of the dudes parentage, paused a while at questioning his academic achievements and end with him yelling in alarm. I go out and she's punching the dude left right and center while he puts up a spirited defense. I pull her off him and act the cool good natured type only to find out he lived next door and had barely brush against her car's bumper while reversing and was fessing up to it rather than leave her wondering what F#&@had done it.

Bonus Craziness; Left another lady alone while she counted money and I fetched the glasses only to come back and see her popping pills. She looked at me all alarmed and guilty and in the softest voice ashamedly admitted that she was a "bit nutts." The pills were prescription for depression and anxiety, she even had appropriate paperwork for them. She was the sweetest woman and a lovely person who has since pursued a different career path and is doing immensely well.

And lastly, "crazy ladies know how to shag?" Yup, my missus is a prime example. When she chooses to put out she is typically angry, under the influence or under medicated.

Maybe its just me though.

@ Tony b I need I need to share the name of my Crazy with you so you may add her to your colorful repertoire