AND A REALLY GOOD ONE!

Rand lover visits a wg and she say give me 8 inches and make it hurst, so he shagged her twice and stole the condoms

HERES A GOOD ONE..

bloke was muffing this chick and discovery rice and peas in her pussy?
Are you sick he asks her?

No, sshe says, but the guy before you was!

Blond called the fire brigade and reported her house was on fire. Understood maam how do we get to you? asked the fire fighter. Blond ....'Hallo........in your fuckin big red lorry'.

Jannie en sy chommie loop in die straat af, jannie tel n tien rand op, pietie se jislaaik, wat kan ons daarmee doen?
Pietie se ag my boetie se naai is lekker, kom ons koop tien rand se naai,

Hulle klop aan antie beatrice se deur en se, antie ons soek tien rand se naai asb, sy se toe goed seuns, kom binne en laat hulle in die voor portaal wag terwyl sy die sambok gan haal, sy kom terug en slat vir hulle pimpel en pers, pietie se vir janie, vok, kan bly wees ons het nie R20 opgetel nie anders het daai antie ons dood genaai

i like it... a bit (the lorry joke)

Whahahaha....thats enough from me, dont want to mention how many vuil afrikaans jokes i know...blush...blush more.

A punter receives a phone call. 'Hello,' he answers. The voice on the other end says, 'This is Megan. We met at that agency about 3 months ago.'

Punter: 'Hmm... Megan? About 3 months ago?'

Megan: 'Yes, it was at the escort agency in Sea Point. I was on my way out at the end of the shift and you offered to take me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.'

Punter: 'Oh, yeah! Megan! How are you?'

Mgan: 'I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself.'

Punter: 'Say, you ARE a good sport.'

and the funniest joke of the day....

Rand lover thinks he is intelligent....
oh shit now im finished, i cant go on....

ROLF. Stop Stop, thats so funny.

what do you call a dutchamn that pomps chickens?
Hendrik!