Mr Bond.....

A very public forum for me to admit and own up to what I shall say.....

U have truly now humbled me and unashamadely admit to being teary because of ur kind words.
I truly hope that does not make u uncomfortable, but rather wish it to be a huge compliment to u.
Gosh......have nothing very clever to add.

I am speechless.

Bless u.
Xxx

B.

To a wonderful lady with an epic mind, please do find your speech ... can't wait to hear more and maybe even get to feel some of it.

Funtrip......love your choice of words.

My "words" are all about feeling and being felt.

Would love to show u how it translates in touch (wink).

And thank you.

Xxxxx!

You make my heart pound, just with your words, your touch will cause me to tremble like an earth quake. I am blessed with your invitation and soon I would want to connect with your aura and be immersed in your world.

Mr Bond and Miss Octopussy

The suspense is simply killing me.

Every day I log on to the site to see if there is a review from Mr Bond, only to be devastated by the fact that there is still no review ?

When, pray tell, will this by now famous date take place ? When can I expect that review ?

Remember that procrastination is the thief of time. And while there is a lot to be said for foreplay etc, methinks the time is now.

And after that last set of pics, just get your ass over there !!

Please !!!

And review

PeterBuck, my good man, you're a hopeless romantic and that is absolutely fantastic. This forum never ceases to amaze me. I've encountered so many fascinatingly interesting people here. You're one of them.

Yes, the time is now. Watch this space. Miss Octopussy and I are about to meet for our first date. I'm going to remain mum regardig the exact time and date. Only the two of us know, at this stage. However, I will post a review, shortly after that encounter. That, I promise and, I reiterate, it will be soon, very very soon.

We would've met by now. However, fate has conspired to delay that encounter. I'm of the opinion that the good Miss Moneypenny also reads this forum. She is, obviously, as aware as you are, of Miss Octopussy's and my upcoming date. It is my opinion that she's deliberately arranged that I be dispatched on an emergency mission, in her majesty's service, to a remote location, thereby merely delaying the inevitable. As dear as Moneypenny is to me, she cannot prevent Miss Octopussy and I from meeting.

Yes, the latest set of pics has my heart racing. Fortunately, my heart muscles are still fairly strong and I didn't go into cardiac arrest after seeing them. She really is a divine creature isn't she, my good lady Octopussy?

PeterBuck, you're a scholar and a gentleman, good sir. Continue keeping your eye out. There'll be good reading material for you in due course.

Mr Bond

I am neither a scholar or a gentleman. Not the sharpest pen in the pack, but then I do use Cross pens which has a lifetime guarantee so I can continue to spew out nonsense. (I do not work for Cross)

Also not a romantic currently, that side to me was squashed a while back. Cold and cynical I have become.

But moments like these bring back the romantic at heart, particularly as the subject matter is such a sensitive one. The Cold War with Russia can not go unheeded, so this mission of yours has now been bumped to the top in terms of it's importance to World Peace. (How is that for putting pressure on you ?)

Your mission is to convert Miss Octopussy from the dark side to the light. You have permission to use any and all means at your disposal, including the Gold Member, or was it the Gold Finger ?

I will also sacrifice myself by taking Miss Moneypenney with me to the HOE party this afternoon. I will feed her lots of alcohol (she must drink me pretty) and then do bad things to her, to which she has alluded that she might be facial to, and I am pretty sure that I don't have to pay her R 10,000-00 just to touch her boobs.

I will drag her home tonight and tuck her in. She will wake up tomorrow morning with the mother of all headaches, and will out of shame give me a quickie, as we will be naked in any case. Guilt will follow when she looks at me in the cold light of day, realising that I am not as ruggedly handsome as you Mr Bond, as I am just, well lets say that I am I. She will drink a few Syndols which will make her sleep for the rest of the day.

So my dear fellow, you will have time to complete your mission without interruption from Miss Moneypenny. This small thing i will do for you.

Pressure is on though. This is a sensitive and exploratory mission lying ahead of you, so be careful and make sure that you protect yourself, as one can easily get carried away by the Russian ladies. They have been known to go at great lenghts to get what they want.

Please note that that your License To Kill is revoked for this mission, however the use of your Gold Member, or was it the Gold Finger or your GoldenEye, is hereby authorised. So please take the Living Daylights out of Miss Octopussy, because you Only Live Twice and don't want to Die Another day. You are on Her Majesty's Secret Service, so please be discreet with your review. We are trying to convert Miss Octopussy, and a Diamond Forever can also be of help. Please file your report marked : For Your Eyes Only.

Cheers James

Darling Peterbuck....

I was beginning to worry about where u had gotten to. And just as I was going to send an appeal out to coax u out of hiding, I spot your postings!

Welcome back dearest Peterbuck. I have missed u.

Xxx

As to the "legendary" upcoming date with Mr. Bond.......
There is so much that will happen, so much to share and chat about, to gigle and laugh about, to surrender to many gentle moments, eat and nibble and drink....

Allow the euphoria of each others company to carry us on and on......

......Am already breathless and my loins longing....

And thus cannot imagine Mr. Bond managing to convince me to defect to the West in one date.

Am sure he has a thing or 2 up his sleeve and....

I foresee a reunion in the cards........and many chapters to be written . Potentially becoming a part of Ian Flemings line of Mr. Bonds! :D

Again.

Welcome back to the ESA forum!!!