Edited: 2023-05-15 15:01:39
On 2023-05-15 14:57:54 Soil said:
On 2023-05-15 14:53:28 Russian Bridgitte said: Wanna take it a little further....
They say cucumbers are really good for the memory .
Someone stuck one up my friends ass 30 years ago, and he still remembers....hahahahhahahaha!!!!
Hahaha...u googled this one
Actually received it from a friend not even 10mins ago. Just happened to be sooooo appropriate.
Cannot take credit for ANY of the jokes I have and shall continue to post...ALL are shared via whatsapp by naughty likeminded "friends"
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On 2023-05-15 14:53:28 Russian Bridgitte said:
Wanna take it a little further....
They say cucumbers are really good for the memory .
Someone stuck one up my friends ass 30 years ago, and he still remembers....hahahahhahahaha!!!!
Maybe the friend enjoyed it just so much.... :)
On 2023-05-15 14:53:28 Russian Bridgitte said:
Wanna take it a little further....
They say cucumbers are really good for the memory .
Someone stuck one up my friends ass 30 years ago, and he still remembers....hahahahhahahaha!!!!
Wanna take it further?
After being caught, the criminals pleaded guilty and said they did it in a moment of having a 'rush to the head'
You're so dark, the difference between you and midnight is 11:59.
You're so dark that when God said let there be light, you were out of town.
You're so dark you look like under the bed.
On 2023-05-16 08:37:58 Monsoon96 said:
You're so dark you look like you have no bright ideas.
You're so dark, the difference between you and midnight is 11:59.
You're so dark that when God said let there be light, you were out of town.
You're so dark you look like under the bed.
May the light shine on u brother......hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Love them
*rofl
The rector is astonished. "I beg your pardon, sir . . . I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Are you deaf? I said I want to join this fucking church!"
"I'm sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this building."
"Okay, twat face, I want to speak to someone else."
The rector goes into the bishop's study to inform him of the situation.
The bishop listens and both return to confront the man, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no problem," the man says. "I just won five million fucking quid on the fucking lottery and I want to join this fucking church to get rid of some of this fucking money."
"I see," says the Bishop, "and this cunt is giving you trouble?? How can I help?"
DC = direct current
ANC = absolutely no current
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