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Has anybody ever had a pet taxidermy before? And if so , how much did it cost?

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"I stuffed a pussy once. Cost me a house and two cars."


Hahahahahhahaha!...

RB.

Knock knock.
Who's there?

Electrician, to repair the Doorbell !!!!!

Grandpa goes out fishing with little Johnny. On the lake, he pulls a beer from the backpack and starts drinking.

Little Johnny: Can I have a sip grandpa?

Grandpa: can your dick touch your butthole?

Little Johnny: Unfortunately, not yet

On the second day of fishing. Grandpa pulls out a cigarette and the conversation continues like this:

Little Johnny: Can I have a puff, grandpa?

Grandpa: can your dick touch your asshole?

Little Johnny: Not yet, sir.

A few minutes later. Little Johnny unwraps a pack of candy and grandpa asks for one.

Little Johnny: can your dick touch your asshole? Grandpa answers proudly; 'Yes, it can'.

Little Johnny: then go fuck yourself.

And as a lover of the erotic pegging kink i got to learn


Strap-on backwards spells No-parts.

:)

On the same lines as RB

Naughty Johnny launched a new Bra company and called it Embargo

His friends were surprised on the name he selected.

He winked and told them, read it backwards ;)

Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"

"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald

The old man and the blond
An 80 year old Oil billionaire and a 25-year-old blonde runway model are getting married today.

In an effort to prove that she wasn't out for the old man's money, she asked her husband to arrange for separate honeymoon suites.

This way after the marriage was consummated, he could go back to his room and sleep peacefully, not risking a heart attack from too much sex.

So, that night, after the reception the old man knocks gently on his new wife's door, limps over to her bed and proceeds to make passionate love to her for 2 straight hours, bringing her to 4 orgasms.

When he finished, he kissed her hand, climbed off the bed and went back to his room. She laid in her bed amazed at his stamina and lovemaking skills.

Twenty minutes later he knocks at her door again, enters and proceeds to pound his wife for another two hours causing her 4 more multiple orgasms.

As she laid there exhausted trying to catch her breath, he kissed her hand again and left for his room.

About a half hour later, he knocks on the door for a third time, enters the room and makes mad passionate love to her for another two hours non- stop.

Three orgasms later, she screams with delight and says, Stop a moment!

"Oh my God. I cannot believe how good you are in bed. I have had sex with men one quarter your age and they couldn't hold a candle to your abilities and sexual stamina. 3 incredible sessions in one night."

The husband turns and says,

"What do you mean? I've been here before?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, D, Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it? A last name! And shame on you for thinking it was something else."

Before finding the ESA,I was addicted to jerking off.
After finding the ESA,now I am addicted to sex.
Definitely my addiction got out of hand.