Outing could be fun just a paid hour of intellectual stimulation across a table in a cute coffee shop seeing if this chemistry really exists

Exists that little niggle that a meet shall not happen for whatever reason and makes one wonder why

Why do humans complicate issues I often wonder I have extended an invite for coffee and no Cummings obviously with pay and conversation and take it from there

There is a certain etiquette applied when extending an invite and it definitely is not one to be seriously considered when on a public platform or on a thread called "CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE " by a pseudonym sircumsized who could be a female for all one knows and thus no money in the world would make me believe in such an invite unless extended in person

Person that responded to my uncomplicated suggestion feels I'm asking her on a date. No it's not a date merely a paid invite to converse see it as oral foreplay excuse the pun

Pun I get but please do make sure to only construct one sentence as per rules and coffee meets are like dates and are not entertained in any fashion or considered unless one gets that call and thus date or not the same etiquette applies for I would hate to be disappointed to imagine it is a female I would be sharing my innermost naughty thoughts with and thereafter, no after dinner mints to be offered in private

Private or public I feel like I'm being admonished and berated

Berated is too strong a word and not applicable simply because one would imagine a call would be in order as one would hate to miss out on that intellectual foreplay to all other heavenly bodily interactions

Interactions I believe will be exciting

Exciting I have no doubt it shall be but such an interaction warrants a call and a firm booking and then it shall be "a" for away