What does female masturbation have in common with making coffee?

Sure, you can grind the bean by hand, but it's easier and faster to use a machine.

What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party---except you.

Hahhahahahahhahahhaa!!!!!!!!

RB.

What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, "Where did you get such a big lighter?"

The man replies,"See that man playing piano over there? He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish."

So the guy walks over to the genie and says, "I wish for a million bucks." All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.

The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he."

The guy replies, "No kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!"

It's technically oral if the lady giving you a handy is deaf. Skeletor says it better

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A WG walked into the dentist office and sat down in the chair.

The dentist said "Open Wide"

"I can't" The girl said. "This chair has arms"

Guy with a small ,soft cock asking you if makes you horny.... lmao

I'll never forget that day, my freind came running out all teary, it's a boy he shouted out, we haven't been back to Thailand.

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while, he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, "Dave, don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering

"Dave, you're a vet..."

Once upon a time there was a mute, he could communicate only with sign language, he searched for a cure to his condition his whole life, until one day he met a guy and was told that he was a mute like him and got cured.

The mute asked him with passion: "What did you do?"

The ex-mute replied: "I went to an African tribe and they cured me."

The mute: "Please show me where they live." The ex-mute showed him the location of the tribe and the path to it.

The mute started his journey with all the hope in the world days and days passed until he found the tribe.

It was a tribe of Africans and everything was huge about them (if you know what I mean).

He sign told them the issue and they agreed to help.

They tethered him with a robe, striped him off his clothes and one of the men entered him.....

The mute yelled with all his voice, "AAAAAAAAAA".

The African replied: "Tomorrow will teach you the letter B."