A leader is a dealer in hope
Napoleon

A juicy peach in hand is better than walking through an entire orchard
Some horny dude

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

- Mahatma Gandhi

A one hour booking is better than a hundred lap-dances.
- Piet Pompies.

"When you are dead
you won't even know you are dead!
It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid"
~ Author unknown

On 2017-11-26 14:53:38 jaykay96 said:
"When you are dead
you won't even know you are dead!
It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid"
~ Author unknown

Sorry I couldn't help but laugh so hard I almost choked on my strawberries.

Whilst on the topic of strawberries -

"A man travelling across a field encountered a tiger. He fled, the tiger after him. Coming to a precipice, he caught hold of the root of a wild vine and swung himself down over the edge. The tiger sniffed at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down to where, far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him. Only the vine sustained him.
Two mice, one white and one black, little by little started to gnaw away the vine. The man saw a luscious strawberry near him. Grasping the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other. How sweet it tasted!"

~Buddha

Nothing like strawberries and cream at Wimbledon tennis tournament.
(The strawberries in UK are indeed the best.)

The strawberry grows underneath the nettle And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best Neighbour'd by fruit of baser quality.

- William Shakespeare

The only normal people are those you don't know very well.
- Alfred Adler.