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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2023-12-02 10:05:28
The shortest and most realistic joke ever
An Honest Politician
An Honest Politician
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2023-12-02 11:57:40
"Mr Circumcision refused his knighthood." --Rob Carter
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2023-12-02 13:18:24
Or Lawyer
On 2023-12-02 10:05:28 uwillwantme said:
The shortest and most realistic joke ever
An Honest Politician
Or Lawyer
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-01-25 11:45:38
Last year, I was able to keep all of my New Year's resolutions...
tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
tucked away in a journal on my bookshelf.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-01-25 18:34:38
Edited: 2024-01-25 18:34:53
Edited: 2024-01-25 18:34:53
"....What do you do if your wife starts smoking?
Slow down and use lubrication....."
Slow down and use lubrication....."
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-01-26 10:44:40
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-01-26 11:37:47
On 2023-12-02 10:05:28 uwillwantme said:
The shortest and most realistic joke ever
An honest ANC member
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-01-26 12:20:39
Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
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Some guys are quick to call a girl a hoe, but even quicker to put their penis in one.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
A: A fuckin know-it-all!
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Some guys are quick to call a girl a hoe, but even quicker to put their penis in one.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-01-31 11:05:58
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
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Re: Jokes
Posted: 2024-02-29 11:08:39
Husband at around 3 in the morning : What the F..., how did your boobs become so big in one day and nipples are also missing ????
Wife : You are drunk, and stop sucking on my butt cheeks!!!!!
Wife : You are drunk, and stop sucking on my butt cheeks!!!!!
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