On 2018-07-19 19:12:32 jjsoap said:
To join either pm Burfi or Minime for an application
To all new members, I'm frantically processing the huge backlog of applications.
I'm humbled by the huge interest in our humble secret society.
On 2018-07-20 12:03:19 GreyKnight said:
It is with a heavy hart that I must tender my resignation from the SSS.
I've recently increased my punting budget and my number of punts and as such I can no longer say I have the need to s..... uuhhhmmm wank (will most probably change in future).
I sincerely hope this doesn't close any doors for me with this prestigious organisation for the future and want to ensure all of you that all SSS information I carry will be kept super confidential. Will take it to my grave.
All the best to all members of this ever expanding organisation. And best of luck to my replacement.
Please liaise with Mini regarding our newly launched alumni programme.
Once a Wanker, always a Wanker.
*Secret SSS handshake*
But do not fear!
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall WANK in South Africa, we shall WANK on the seas and oceans, we shall WANK with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our SSS, whatever the cost may be, we shall WANK on the beaches, we shall WANK on the landing grounds, we shall WANK in the fields and in the streets, we shall WANK in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this SSS or a large part of it were subjugated and starving of punani, then our Empire beyond the Purple World, armed and guarded by sticky porno magazines, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World of Proud Wankers, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old SSS!
On 2018-07-24 08:24:38 Burfi said:
There are unconfirmed reports that due to pure jealousy the Freemasons wish to shut us down by utilising notorious WG spies and infiltrators!
But do not fear!
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall WANK in South Africa, we shall WANK on the seas and oceans, we shall WANK with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our SSS, whatever the cost may be, we shall WANK on the beaches, we shall WANK on the landing grounds, we shall WANK in the fields and in the streets, we shall WANK in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this SSS or a large part of it were subjugated and starving of punani, then our Empire beyond the Purple World, armed and guarded by sticky porno magazines, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World of Proud Wankers, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old SSS!
LMAO .. thx buddy for put a big smile on my face this morning !!!
WANKING WILL NEVER DIE !!!
On 2018-07-24 08:24:38 Burfi said:
There are unconfirmed reports that due to pure jealousy the Freemasons wish to shut us down by utilising notorious WG spies and infiltrators!
But do not fear!
We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall WANK in South Africa, we shall WANK on the seas and oceans, we shall WANK with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our SSS, whatever the cost may be, we shall WANK on the beaches, we shall WANK on the landing grounds, we shall WANK in the fields and in the streets, we shall WANK in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this SSS or a large part of it were subjugated and starving of punani, then our Empire beyond the Purple World, armed and guarded by sticky porno magazines, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World of Proud Wankers, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old SSS!
Lmao...
The callouses on my left hand and the hair on my right hand is becoming to difficult to hide....( never knew those childhood stories were true, but ya)
I wish you guys the best of luck going forward......
:(((
Edited: 2018-07-24 10:49:03
On 2018-07-24 10:40:39 Milo42 said:
It is with a heavy heart that i too have to tender my resignation from this prestigious organisation.....:((
The callouses on my left hand and the hair on my right hand is becoming to difficult to hide....( never knew those childhood stories were true, but ya)
I wish you guys the best of luck going forward......
:(((
You have this problem too...I thought I was the only one...LMAO...
ifunny.co/fun/0oKIdMUU3
On 2018-07-24 10:40:39 Milo42 said:
It is with a heavy heart that i too have to tender my resignation from this prestigious organisation.....:((
The callouses on my left hand and the hair on my right hand is becoming to difficult to hide....( never knew those childhood stories were true, but ya)
I wish you guys the best of luck going forward......
:(((
GK has been reinstated (although he don't know about it) and your resignation was also not accepted by the organisation .. sorry Milo42 ... lol !!!
ONCE A WANKER ALWAYS A WANKER !!!!!
OAW - AAW
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