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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 12:57:58
When you see wet spots on her linen
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:06:27
I once booked a lady in 4ways who had been abused. As soon as she took off her clothes I saw bruises everywhere. Broke my heart. Couldn't punt. Asked if she needed help. She cried and told me to go away. She stopped advertising a few months later. Hope she's OK.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:23:06
When se say, its cold, lets get between the linen. And when she open it their is grass and things between the linen.
When you wait at gate and she dont answer her phone. When she eventually answer, she said sorry had a late night and overslep.
The during session you want to go down on her, you get a smell of a fish thats already a week dead.
The room is full of ashtrays with ash and cigarettes is.
3 sum ... they say we gonna rest a little that you dont cum to quickly.
Pretending they enjoy it and make fake sounds.
When you wait at gate and she dont answer her phone. When she eventually answer, she said sorry had a late night and overslep.
The during session you want to go down on her, you get a smell of a fish thats already a week dead.
The room is full of ashtrays with ash and cigarettes is.
3 sum ... they say we gonna rest a little that you dont cum to quickly.
Pretending they enjoy it and make fake sounds.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:24:07
No. 6 especially sounds like it was a major shit session
On 2022-01-04 10:13:10 semensquirter said:
Fukkit Blades...You had some bad sessions...eish!
No. 6 especially sounds like it was a major shit session
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:26:22
Edited: 2022-01-04 13:30:25
Edited: 2022-01-04 13:30:25
Once had a session where she spent about 15-20 mins looking for songs to add onto a playlist. I almost contemplated asking her to create the playlist while I take her from behind!
P.S. Luckily didn't really kill the mood for the session that much for me because; I'm a horny bastard, we were engaged in a good convo during this time, she had a banging body and didn't deduct the playlist time. But I can see how it can be a problem for some, especially if you're under time constraints.
P.S. Luckily didn't really kill the mood for the session that much for me because; I'm a horny bastard, we were engaged in a good convo during this time, she had a banging body and didn't deduct the playlist time. But I can see how it can be a problem for some, especially if you're under time constraints.
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:29:18
The lady opens the door and you realize it is your wife/gf
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:30:21
I am with @Blades on this one,but there are guys that actually pay extra to play in the "Sewage".
On 2022-01-04 13:24:07 ShadowfaxCool said:
On 2022-01-04 10:13:10 semensquirter said: Fukkit Blades...You had some bad sessions...eish!
No. 6 especially sounds like it was a major shit session
I am with @Blades on this one,but there are guys that actually pay extra to play in the "Sewage".
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 13:31:52
I'm pretty sure this would be a major turn on for me...lmao
On 2022-01-04 13:29:18 you53 said:
The lady opens the door and you realize it is your wife/gf
I'm pretty sure this would be a major turn on for me...lmao
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 14:11:27
1. When she is dressed like your grandma
2. When she can't give clear directions to her room/apartment once you have parked
3. Doesn't look like the photos
4. When she gives you her life sob story
5. When she tells you she really hates doing this but she needs the money
6. When you walk in room and you see a dustbin full of used condoms and toilet paper.
7 when there is no toilet paper in the bathroom
2. When she can't give clear directions to her room/apartment once you have parked
3. Doesn't look like the photos
4. When she gives you her life sob story
5. When she tells you she really hates doing this but she needs the money
6. When you walk in room and you see a dustbin full of used condoms and toilet paper.
7 when there is no toilet paper in the bathroom
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Re: 99 ways to ruin a session, I'll start
Posted: 2022-01-04 14:21:25
Haha not problem if it's my GF or wife. Big problems if it's my mom or daughter. Also big problems if it's your wife's BFF.
On 2022-01-04 13:29:18 you53 said:
The lady opens the door and you realize it is your wife/gf
Haha not problem if it's my GF or wife. Big problems if it's my mom or daughter. Also big problems if it's your wife's BFF.
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