"....Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?...."

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check table cloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

On 2024-05-24 12:36:52 Allora said:
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check table cloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

Hahahahhahahahahaha!!!

On 2024-05-24 14:45:46 Russian Bridgitte said:
On 2024-05-24 12:36:52 Allora said: I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check table cloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.


Hahahahhahahahahaha!!!

:-) Imagine.

A child asked his father, "Dad, do politicians ever tell the truth?"
The father answered, "Only when they call each other liars."



..............


Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seem to be too many requirements.




.................

What is wrong with political jokes?
They sometimes get elected.





Politics at present in SA - court of clowns.

On 2024-06-04 08:53:53 Russian Bridgitte said:
A child asked his father, "Dad, do politicians ever tell the truth?"
The father answered, "Only when they call each other liars."



..............


Kid: Dad, I want to be in politics when I grow up.
Dad: Are you insane? Have you completely lost your mind? Are you a moron?
Kid: Forget it. There seem to be too many requirements.




.................

What is wrong with political jokes?
They sometimes get elected.





Politics at present in SA - court of clowns.

Bwahahahaha

Me Pa always told me 'son, never put your pp into crazy"

He also once said 'pineapple is just crazy, isn't it'

And on another occasion 'pineapple on pizza is just wrong'

... thinking emoji ...

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal



....a quote but I could not help but laugh most heartily!

MASTURblazing...lmfao

@Russian Bridgitte, you made my week. Thank you

Walking home from a donut shop after breakfast, an ex sex worker says to her autistic fiance, 'dude I just realized I've had more dicks in my mouth than donuts'

Fiance 'you better eat more donuts then to balance that equation out'