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Posted: 2024-04-08 09:49:37

Happen to meet a nice lady for a business prospect last week, she had big breasts, larg-ish bottom and a charming personality, but she was accompanied by her husband of 20 years, so no chance at all
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Posted: 2024-04-08 09:52:14

All is not lost. You can still charm her while her dear hubby watches you in stunned amazement.
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:01:33

Amazement can quickly turn to dazement if her 6'2" tall ex-rugby player husband decides to react
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:03:15

React by giving a good Moer on your knackers.
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:09:11

Knackers must be a slang that I don't understand
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:11:05

Understand that Knackers" is also a British/Australasian vulgar slang for testes, although this usage may be derived from nakers -- small medieval kettle drums which were typically played in pairs suspended from a belt around the waist.
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:16:29

Waist deep in trouble due to not keeping those promises
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:18:29

Promises are meant to be broken ...
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:36:12

Broken hearts know to keep the mind occupied with past regrets and hopes of a happy future doubted
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Posted: 2024-04-08 10:40:03

Doubted my abilities in the bedroom before joining this site and now I am sure that my doubts were incorrect

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