Amakrokokroko ... the name of our Para Olympic team. Literally translated broken things ...

It must be what Reeva said to Oscar that fate full night.

Oscar, don't call me Amakrok ... bang bang ...

Trevor Noah.

Deaf man to Trevor Noah ... Trevor, why have I never heard you making jokes of deaf people?

Whats the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea ?

I've never paid to have a lentil on my face.
True story

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

"No-Body Knows"

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied with a loud voice, "NO, I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and said, "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice, "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT 'S WAY TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy stood and whispered in her ear, "I study law, and I know how to screw people."

$$$$$$$$$$$$$

....when one thinks they have the upper hand.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!

Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? The man.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Let me do it the joke attempt in wording because I try it with hot ladki Candice from Pretorias in mouthing once during booking,and she laugh it too much so that her vagin give it my cock deaths-gripping same time when we did it the booking.

Here we try..

Me: Ay Gori,remember when you watching on the Cartoon Network the popular show with your children's when they are still small?

Pretorias Candice:Yaaa

Me:Remember show calling it Phineas and Ferb?

Pretorias Candice: Yaa,it is my favourite also.

Me:Toh Gori,tell me,what is Phineas sister name in that cartoon, you are remembering?

Pretorias Candice: Hahaha,it is same-to-same like me,her name also Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in dat mouf,though?.....

Hahahahahaha, it was a good moment that we had sharing together.
Now I share it that moment with you also.

On 2024-09-17 15:54:30 BannedChod said:
Let me do it the joke attempt in wording because I try it with hot ladki Candice from Pretorias in mouthing once during booking,and she laugh it too much so that her vagin give it my cock deaths-gripping same time when we did it the booking.

Here we try..

Me: Ay Gori,remember when you watching on the Cartoon Network the popular show with your children's when they are still small?

Pretorias Candice:Yaaa

Me:Remember show calling it Phineas and Ferb?

Pretorias Candice: Yaa,it is my favourite also.

Me:Toh Gori,tell me,what is Phineas sister name in that cartoon, you are remembering?

Pretorias Candice: Hahaha,it is same-to-same like me,her name also Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in dat mouf,though?.....

Hahahahahaha, it was a good moment that we had sharing together.
Now I share it that moment with you also.

Maybe someone can translate this to English so the rest of us can understand.

On 2024-09-17 15:54:30 BannedChod said:
Let me do it the joke attempt in wording because I try it with hot ladki Candice from Pretorias in mouthing once during booking,and she laugh it too much so that her vagin give it my cock deaths-gripping same time when we did it the booking.

Here we try..

Me: Ay Gori,remember when you watching on the Cartoon Network the popular show with your children's when they are still small?

Pretorias Candice:Yaaa

Me:Remember show calling it Phineas and Ferb?

Pretorias Candice: Yaa,it is my favourite also.

Me:Toh Gori,tell me,what is Phineas sister name in that cartoon, you are remembering?

Pretorias Candice: Hahaha,it is same-to-same like me,her name also Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in dat mouf,though?.....

Hahahahahaha, it was a good moment that we had sharing together.
Now I share it that moment with you also.

Hahahahahhahahahaha!!!!


Shit.....pls pls pls don't get upset with me if there be any truth to the share

U are crazy!!!


Hahahahahhaha...okay okay my sense of humour is screwed I know but seriously cannot stop laughing at the silliness .


BannedChod......hahahahhahahaha!!!

RB.

A scammer and a politician jump off a cliff to see who is first to the ground.

Who wins?



Society.