What's better than a 69?


88 because you get 8 twice...

Some men say they don't wear their wedding band because it cuts off circulation.
Well that's the point isn't it :)

Afrikaans joke:

Q : Waar kan jy die kleinste skool vind?
A : In 'n man se broek, daar is een meneer, twee klokke en 'n poephol wat nie luister nie.

The biggest sexual organ is the brain, "I told my wife.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Hunters
Please use caution
When hunting
Pedestrians
Using walk trails.


Hahahahahahahha! Sometimes punctuation does matter.

An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom.

The American says, "I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing bad will happen to me."

The Russian replies, "Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing will happen to me either."

This was a joke shared with me in a session this morning.

What an awesome Gentleman and I do hope I shall see him again!!!


It went like this.....



In the 80's there used to be many venues found in hillbrow and jhb.

And the Afrikaaner guys used to love visiting the ladies.

So one guy had to use his credit card and instructed the madame she must put something as a reference that would not make is wife suspicious.

The madame replied that she would put the reference as "goods".

"No, " answered the Afrikaans man. " put, very goods."



Hahahahhahahahahahhaha! I couldn't stop laughing...thank u kind sir.

RB.

On 2024-11-18 13:05:10 uwillwantme said:
An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom.

The American says, "I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing bad will happen to me."

The Russian replies, "Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing will happen to me either."

Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!!