"...I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."

- Will Rogers


I had to put this one under...JOKE OF THE CENTURY....hahahahahahahaha!

A woman had terrible luck in the dating scene and was just about ready to give up when her friend said "Just put exactly what you want on your profile. There is bound to be one man who fits it!"

So she writes in her profile Wanted "Man who doesnt run around on a woman, man who doesnt drink or smoke, and man who is a great lover."

Months go by and she forgets all about it until her doorbell rings.

She opens the door and lying on the mat is an armless and legless man.

She says "What are you here for?"

He says "Your ad"

She say "What makes you qualified?"

He says "I dont have legs, so I can't run around on you, I dont have arms, so I can't smoke or drink"

She says "So what makes you a great lover?"

He says "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

This one is on me...

"...you gorgeous greyhound!"

He looked at me and said

"...you mean silver fox...?"

I thought it sounded wrong as I said it....hahahahahahaha!

RB.

No offence to any religion or individual beliefs

A boy asks his father, "pa, are eggs halal to eat?"

The father takes a moment to think and replies, "Depends, were the rooster and the hen married?"

On 2018-07-24 14:34:26 john_adams said:
I tried it with a thread about vaseline jokes , but it quickly dies , besides there is already quite a bit of humor in most of the threads hehehe

Sometimes it's best to just let things slide

On 2025-02-01 14:52:46 Durban guy 1980 said:
On 2018-07-24 14:34:26 john_adams said: I tried it with a thread about vaseline jokes , but it quickly dies , besides there is already quite a bit of humor in most of the threads hehehe

Sometimes it's best to just let things slide

HahahahhahahahhahahahahHa!!!!!

Passing through airport security's metal detectors I get the dreaded beeb.

A Jedi, with poor english and a french accent, approaches me with his wand and I adopt the spread out stance. He does his thing and then says to me "show me your backside"

I thought he just meant turn around, but after doing his wand thing, he tapped me twice on the bum. Not sure if it was his wand or hand ...

Guy to girl:
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Respone:
Yes. February 14th!

Don't ever mess with an Indian. Because they come from the land of KamaSutra. They can fuck you in more ways than you can count

I have a joke for u....

When do u know a hoe is rapped?


When the credit card declines


Drooodooosh!
I'll be here all week ladies and gentlemen