Name: Ash
City: Johannesburg
Area: Bryanston
Last Visit: April 2013
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When we are talking about experiences with ladies in here , I usually categorize them into three types . The first one is when there is absolutely no reedeeming qualities about the lady. Rushes you , treats you like yesterday dinner and you are left even more hornier and not to say , very angry. The kind of punt that you wish even your enemy do not experience . The second type is the ones who try really hard but fail miserably . She is the type who gives you a BJ and you are busy watching paint dry on the ceiling because that is more interesting . The ones which a lot of punters here define by saying "did not click" .They are perfunctory in their act but they should look for other jobs because this is something they are not at all good at . The third type is when you get the max value for the money where they do an excellent job of making you comfortable , show a genuine interest in what they do , enjoy their time (which is a big turn on for me) and are not fake in their emotions . They are the ones who take extra special effort to make sure that you leave their premises with a satisfactory and happy frame of mind .
But , as the last strains of the Supperclub CD floated through the air and I lay spent on the bed with this amazing lady, I realized that I have hit the motherlode of my punts . This one deserves its own category. What's her category ? She is the type whose profile you are going to check 10 times a day just to reassure yourself that you indeed have been with her . She is the type that put a stupid smile on your face when you are listening to your boss drone about some blah blah blah vision . She is the one about whom you will fantasize when you are stuck with first or second type so that you can climax . She is the one when the mind starts to crave her the moment you are reversing your car out of her driveway . She is the one that you forego punts so that you can save up for an hour or two to spend with her . She is the one you find review hard to write because the English language is so poorly equipped to describe time spent with her and you really have to resort to lesser adjectives like awesome , fantastic or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious . She is the one that makes you feel like a schoolboy when you know that you are better than that . She is the one who makes you go back to learning new tricks of pleasing a lady so that you could match to her lofty standards (thanks Arizona for reintroducing that forum post started by Veronica) . She is the kind for whom writing a review leaves you in a moral quandry because you do not want her so popular that she becomes unavailable . She is the type who even after her spunky look is extremely feminine and commands to be treated like an absolute lady . She is the type who can be described as only the BEST.
Thank you Assh for the most wonderful March I had in my existence .
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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