Wtf! You wann kill someone with that member, lithium? The exit is to tha left ya see......Ma se hare! Lol I agree Mr Black this is so much fun.....now I can mark the gents on my phone, dont answer big d### or ja give it a try lol. Gooi hom pappie.

Omw chmoks reaallllyyyy, you guys wanna kill me? Okey ill take everyone's size, the ones that comes for a booking. At the end of the year ill tell you what punter had the bigest one okey? Deal? I wont say anything about the smaller ones, ill just keep them for myself lol.

Sorry biggest.

Meg's announcement coming December:

"And the hungest Winner iiiissss........ #317 !!!!"


I have no doubt you introduce yourself to your punters, but how many introduce themselves to you?
Not me eh, but you may refer to me as the lorriedrywer, noone will notice ;-)

So Meg sign up as a service provider with the medical aids and you can offer a male check up service.
1. Testicle check (after warm shower)
2. Prostrate check
3. Length and girth measurement
4. Stress ECG - but with sex instead of boring walking/running on the treadmill

Okes can qualify for vitality points while punting ... Jislaaik dis mos cool

Another observation: seems to be lots of talk about length but what about girth?? What's the ideal mix???

Now off to find a warm environ to measure my tollie

On 2016-01-28 06:40:46 Doubleslappedass said:
Lots of punters wives wondering why their man took measuring tape to the toilet this morning..

Lmao

On 2016-01-28 07:38:18 mojompower said:
A wise magician once said, its not the size of the wand that matters, its the magic inside.

@ mojompower ;) time to make some more magic still feel bad that I couldn't see you will make it up to you

Lekker lag ek nou thanx for the laugh le roux, Joe and boobs :)

Gaan jy ook ons meet? Arhwen

Arwhwen seems like we got homework lol!?