Hey Bubu who is available on a Sunday thats worth a visit here in Cape Town preferably Milnerton Table View area?

Lolol @ credit crunch tips, that's so cape flats

Tanzalee hahaha.
P1007 i don't know if Thuli or Mary jane is available today, but they are the best. Although i havent tasted any of the other Tableview/Blouberg girls.
Somebody has said that Dakota has n good reputation but so far i havent seen any report on her. I guess you just have phone to find out if any of them is available.

Bubu, are you registered on facebook babes ?

Yes i am. Ive registered in 2008 just to see what the fuss was all about. And then logged on only twice after that. But thats it.
I havent added anybody.
I saw some strangers did send requests through but ive just 'ignored' them.
Funny thing though, after i saw your question, i went on facebook to see whats happening there because it was ages since last logon, i saw PunterSthompson, which facebook told me i might know! How did it figure it out? Because ive never searched for anybody there!
Maybe he done a search on me? Thats the only explanation that i could find.
But then i saw a client of mine which i would marry anyday! How did facebook know that i might know her??
My email adress i only use for punting and have only made public here! Does she read this forum aswell? Is she a parttime wg? How did her profile got to my 'people i might know' list?? Weeeiiirrrrrd i tell you.

P1007 did you get hold of any 1?

LADIES LET US PRAY!*



* 1. Our Cash*



*Which art on plastic*

*Hallowed be thy name*

*Thy Fossil watch*

*Thy Gucci bag*

*In Stuttafords*

*As it is in Edgars*

*Give us each day our Platinum Visa*

*And forgive us our overdraft*

*As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard*

*And lead us not into Foschini*

*And deliver us from Woolworths*

*For thine is the Levis, the Dior and the Armani For Chanel No.5*



*And Eternity*

*Amex.*



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* 2.* *THE BOY'S PRAYER*



*Our beer*

*Which art in bottles*

*Hallowed be thy sport*

*Thy will be drunk*

*I will be drunk*

*At h ome as it is in the pub*

*Give us each day our daily beverage*

*And forgive us our spillage*

*As we forgive those who spillest against us*

*And lead us not into poofy wine tasting*

*And deliver us from Tequila*

*For mine is the bitter*

*The chicks and the rugger*

*Forever and ever*

*Amstel!!*



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* 3.* *Prayer for Husbands*



*Dear God, Keep our wives from shopping sprees and*

*Protect them from bargains they do not need and bargains they cannot*

*Afford. Lead them not into temptation, for they know NOT what they*

*Doing!*



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* 4. Prayer for Wives*



*Almighty Father, Keep our Husbands from looking at other*

*Women and comparing them to us. Save them from making fools of*

*Themselves in cafés and nightclubs. Above all, please do NOT forgive*

*Their trespasses for the bastards know's EXACTLY why they do this..*


*Amen *

Sorry. This joke is a bit racist.

Sipho kom by die hemel en sien hy is innie kak want alles is WIT.



Die mense is WIT, die engele is WIT, die wolke is WIT.
Petrus vra vir Sipho: Wat's jou naam?
Sipho dink vinnig en antwoord: Leonardo De Caprio !

Petrus lyk confused en roep vir Moses nader en vra hom:' Moses , het die
fokken Titanic gebrand of gesink? '

*President Zuma meets with the Queen of England . He asks her,

'Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are

there any tips you can give to me?'

'Well,' says the Queen, 'the most important thing is to surround

yourself with intelligent people.'


Zuma frowns. 'But how do I know the people around me are really

intelligent?'



The Queen takes a sip of tea. 'Oh, that's easy. You just ask them

to answer an intelligence riddle.'



The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. 'Please send Tony Blair

in here, would you?'

Tony Blair walks into the room 'Yes, my Queen?'

The Queen smiles. 'Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and

Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your

sister.

Who is it?'

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, 'That would be

me.'

'Yes! Very good,' says the Queen.

Back in Cape town , President Zuma asks to speak with Julius Malema.

'Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.

It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?'

'I'm not sure,' says Julius. 'Let me get back to you on that one.'

Julius goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him

an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into

Mark Lottering.

Julius looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he

whispers, Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have
a** child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?'

Mark whispers back, 'That's easy. It's me!'
*
*Julius smiles and says 'Thanks!'

Julius goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Zuma. 'Say, I did

some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark

Lottering.'



Zuma gets up, stomps over to Julius, and angrily yells into his

face, 'No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!'*

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
many
Kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through
three
Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom,
how
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes
through
Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for
decoration.'