Se_kaas

"kortgatskommelaarstoeltjies"

Brilliant post.

LOL

Muffman69 ... welcome to the SSS !!!

I think in due course the SSS will have to consider a much bigger venue to accommodate all the members .. we are growing by the day .. wonder what the reason/s are ... lol !!!

Skommelaars united, nice.

Thank you 'I never learn' ! Can I just say it's an absolute honour to be in the club at last!! I've been seriously skommeling a lot the last couple of months to be able to become a member of the SSS.

Thank you INL for admission to this exclusive club. Now, if you guys could club together so I can at least buy a jar of vaseline for painless relief. This sunlight soap is traumatising my dick...

Mr Chairman,

I hereby formally apply for membership, that is if you take members from Cape Town?

The dearth of talent in this area is forcing me to tickle the pickle more often than I'd like. Currently of the 70 odd SPs in our village advertising on ESA:
4 are banned
5 are massage only (full house for me at the moment)
2 are travel only
1 is a crap lay
1 I am the wrong demographic for
8 are well overpriced (my budgets not bad but these ladies .... tjo tjo tjo)
5 of them are the same lady
4 specialise in an area I haven't convinced myself to try yet
At least 2 are code 3s
1 I did not click with
1 Myword advised me away from
1 is leaving shortly
Of the balance they all either don't fit my demographic, are in dodgy areas, or don't return any form of comms.

So I am figuratively fucked and literally left to playing a lone-hand, hence my application to your society.

I hope you view this request favourably.

Yours in earnest

Meneer Muffman: KY gel is used in all activities. We buy bulk. Using soap is one of the more advanced teqhniques...only for Senior members.

SSS handshake

"The more porn you watch...the smaller your brain gets"

A quick glance through this thread is enough to convince almost anyone that its main contributors watch a hell of a LOT of porn!!!


All in jest!

Jaykay96 ... your application have been accepted ... welcome to the fastest growing club .. lol !!!