On 2022-01-03 14:17:14 Hitachi_master said:
I once visited a lady for the first time. Her reviews were good, she seemed very friendly and sexy.
We started chatting and she told me how one of her clients fell in love with her (albeit unrequited) and was about to divorce his wife and leave his kids for her. She of course wasn't too interested in settling down and the client tried to take his own life. She ended up having to visit him in the hospital while his wife and family present to try and talk some sense into him.
Anyways, me sitting there trying to get my pants down, couldn't help but laugh awkwardly. The lady got super offended at my giggle. And thats #1 on how to ruin a session.
Lmfao .... Damn. Scary real and true re odd talk chit chats at wrong time and place.
I would not get a boner myself. :) lmao and laugh too
On 2022-01-04 13:29:18 you53 said:
The lady opens the door and you realize it is your wife/gf
I LoL'd hard!!
Obviously I would like to think I'm good, but...
Edited: 2022-01-05 06:52:29
Once booked a lady, got to the address she gave me, her phone was off. Not wanting to waste the drive and really being in the mood I drove to the nearest garage and looked for another available lady in the area. I found one close by and just as I was naked and about to hide the sausage I suddenly heard two men talking loudly and excitedly just outside the door.
I was 100% certain that I was about to get robbed and my mind started racing, I was already trying to figure out how I was going get home from a strange neighbourhood, having been relieved of my money, phone, car, everything. I was deciding whether to fight back or just let them take everything. Did they have guns? Where they going to harm me or possibly kill me?
Nobody came in and it was probably just other tennants passing by, but try as we may, nothing the lady or I could do could get my soldier to stand at attention again. So after about 15 minutes of fiddling I just paid and left.
It wasn't the lady's fault, but the session was ruined none the less...
On 2022-01-04 13:30:21 Kooni said:
I am with @Blades on this one,but there are guys that actually pay extra to play in the "Sewage".
Lol not if it smells like a sewage. It should be like a second pussy or like having a threesome with one woman.
On 2022-01-03 15:45:56 OneNightOnlyTwo said:
1) You're quite nice for a black guy.
2) I normally don't see Black guys but you sounded clean and respectful.
Hahahaha hahahaha
Edited: 2022-01-05 08:17:24
My additions to this thread:
1. Two separate WGs have tried to pretend aunt flow hasn't arrived in the middle of our session. I found out, both times, when my dick came out looking like a red liquorice stick.
2. Point 1 but with the starfish and dick came out looking like it was dipped in chocolate fondue. (Sorry for the image)
3. When you have to see/hear husband and/or kids.
4. When you Uber to the venue only for her to not take calls when you're at the gate.
5. When you arrive at her venue at the agreed-on booking time and she isn't there.
6. When she looks like you imposed your booking upon her on her laundry and spring cleaning day.
7. When she openly makes fun of your dick; still recovering from that one.
lmao...this is seriously funny
On 2022-01-05 07:59:32 Alfy said:
Massage girl burping and yawning almost every two minutes for the whole sessiob while massaging me
Might be a good reason for the yawning, 2 x people involve in a massage, can't blame one getting bored if the other is just lying there, not participating in the action.
The burping I have to agree will be very irritating to me also.
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