Royal Park Hotel
After getting into and out of Hillbrow twice in 9 days, I opted for Royal Park Hotel.

It was last night (Friday). I have driven by twice in day time to get lay of land. best way in, is on Smit St. then right turn straight to venue on right. parking is actually easy, there is a guarded lot a block away. but plenty of foot traffic for me to believe nobody is going to stick me up with 12 others on the sidewalk. It's 21h10.

Walk in is no problem. Royal Park Hotel (RPH) is diff than Summit Club (SC).
SC has main strip venue and side rooms where the WGs are. RPH has main bar where there are tables for strippers but never any dancers there. They are all in the VIP room on the left. So when going, just go to the left and enter VIP confidently. There wasnt' anyone guarding access.

It's Friday night, and the VIP side is quiet, despite all the cars on the street. I can get a side chair (comfortable too!) by the stage. I do. Dancers are HOT. all black.
varying sizes and shapes. This will be fun.

but no table dancers (like SC) so you have to actually make eye contact with a dancer on stage, get her to find you when she finished (typical dances are around 15 mins) and then chat her up for more. She wants tips for dances (also unlike SC where lap dances are not charged). But the girls are hot. so I comply.

It's 22h00 now. getting crowded. there are two white "feature" dancers. they are avg (unfortunately). The local dancers are more enthusiastic with no set routines and feeding off of howls from us on the sidelines.

I get another lap dance. then off to the gents, whereby I'm surprised to find about 4 dancers in there (among the gents relieving themselves). two are in a stall (with a lucky customer) the other two are just using a less busy loo. OK! so there are lots of options here for paying clients (to include a 4 handed BJ in the gents loo!)

Back out, I've lost my seat by the stage. Sulking, I head to the other bar. it's miserable there. just wgs (mainly Thai) and fat girls all desperate to take someone upstairs. I'm accosted. I flee back to VIP.

VIP is now on the 2nd feature dancer, she has on slow 80's rock. which made all the local guys disperse...so I get another stage side seat.

it's 23h40 when she's done, and now coming up on midnight there is about a 4:1 ratio of guys to dancers. (unlike SC, which has many more girls than guys).
So, the girls are now working hard to get us to take them upstairs. I opt for a stunner from Polokwane (said her name was Tebogo). Bald, tall and bee stings for breasts. but she was a good dancer, and believe she could do the same moves on me.

We negotiate (she wants 400). I stick to street price of 200. She laments. I turn away. Market forces win and she agrees to 200. Up we go. I was right on her abilities. She offered for me to DATY. I decline (I save that for the wonderful girls who advertise on this splendid sight). But she does a (skillful) CBJ to finish.

I'm happy. it's 13h10. I head home. still busy on the street. but less foot traffic. no escorts so I try to look my toughest and walk the block to the guarded carpark. Out back to Wolmarans, and rolling stops to Jan Smuts until I'm at SAB Miller and M1 is in sight.

A good night.

Go to Royal Park Hotel for better looking women, but less skillful dancers. No lesbian shows. No toys, and rarely are they fully nude (unlike SC).

Avg spend was ZAR350 (drinks, tips, tucks and shag).

Final analysis.
Summit Club is a proper strip club with genuine nudies and explicit shows. but the dancers are less attractive. Though in Hillbrow, I found getting there easier, getting in very safe, and getting out, as safe as arriving. If you don't drive, negotiate for a cab to take and fetch you.

Royal Park Hotel is a nice venue (esp the VIP) with better looking girls. But they can't dance as provocatively as SC. No toys, rare nudity. Getting in and out is more nervous. but I had no problems.

Hope my reviews are helpful. If not, send me a msg and I'll try to reply (from the beach!)

Festive Season fellow punters.

@ bkkguy:

those are what can be described as informative reviews. Thanks!

@ bkkguy:
Thank you for these very informative reviews! I wish they were situated at a better place

bkkguy - thanks for the detailed write-ups on both places. Now for me to try and get to either of those places in the evenings, sounds like loads of fun...

@bbkguy. Thx for the very insightful info. I hevnt been to SC before , but I used to be a regular @ the Royal. I think I will try both very soon. Security concerns an all that is not much of an issue for me. I know how to make or look like am just frm rand the corner, typical township boy. For the rest of the punters who really wanna go there but hev security concern, the only advice is take 2 or 3 buddies with , then yu will hev an easy walk in and out of both venues. Hill row here I come!M

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=OKxTNgnO_gc

To those who have been to the three clubs/joints,which one is more happening now ,worth my visit this coming weekend?any other club similar to them in joburg or even better than them,I will appreciate.leave out the likes of teazers and the grand aside

Wouldn't mind visiting Summit Club tomorrow or Thursday evening, but (being white) I'm a bit wary to go on my own. Anyone feel like a visit?

@deebee: you are worrying about nothing

Ok, thanks KoosDel. I take it you have visited?