Q. What did freeball's gay sperm say to Rand Lover's gay sperm?

A. I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!

has gone ... for now
as arnie said...i'll be black

NICE TRY ESA DICKHEADS

Q. Why shouldn't people like PeterPan have group sex?

A. Too many thank-you letters and poems to write afterwards.

On the last night of a weekend booking the John wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real horny, nudges the hooker awake and asks, 'Why don't we get it on, eh?'

She replies, 'I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and I can't have sex the night before.' So the John agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.

A few minutes later, he nudges the hooker again and asks, 'You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?'

Padlooper drives up to a street hooker in Voortrekker Road and says, 'You want to play 'Magic'?'

She says, 'What's that?'

He says, 'You get in my bakkie and fuck, and then you disappear.'

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $5000 and says: 'I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!'

The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have five of my finest ladies and a four-course meal.'

The trucker replies:
'Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick.'

What do you have when your mother in law is up to her armpits in cement?






Not enough fucking cement!

LOL @ skelmspyker

Confusius him say - no secretary is part of office equipment........ untill screwed on desk.

Confusius him say - Man a woman who fuck on weigh bridge, fuck on big scale.

Confusius him say - Woman who give many blowjob is fucked in the head.