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Valentine's day Joke!
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Posted: 2018-02-14 09:38:51

A woman was taking a nap on Valentine's Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."

Lol! Happy Valentine's day to everyone who has someone special....and Happy Independence Day to all the singles ;-)

Kisses
Jade
Xxx
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Posted: 2018-02-14 19:09:10
Edited: 2018-02-14 19:12:48

Similar joke:

Wife: "i just had a dream that you gifted me a very rare and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine's Day!"

Husband: "why don't you go back to sleep and wear it!"
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Posted: 2018-02-14 19:39:36

Het my vrou en my skellempie se Valentine kaartjies per ongeluk omgeruil. My skellempie dink nou ek is lief vir haar en my vrou dink ek wil haar spyker.....
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Posted: 2018-02-14 19:40:11

Ek kom valentynsdag by n restaurant aan vir middagete, maar al die tafels is vol...Ek haal my foon uit en praat kliphard: "Kom dadelik hiernatoe jou vrou is met n ander man hier!!" ....skielik is 9 tafels leeg

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