Mischa Oaklands
http://www.esa.co.za/members/displayAdvertiser.php?uid=1737

Has anybody been with this babe? just looking at her pics made me hard as a rock! Where the hell is Oaklands?

Have to agree, this one looks very nice

There is a Oaklands in Johannesburg and one in Durban, She is most properly from the Jhb Oaklands

Guys just some feedback on my really terrible easter weekend ...

This Mischa, I called for an appointment while I looked at her advert on ESA, I asked her what her price is and what it all includes. she reckons her price includes everything except greek, she says she does kissing, and 69 as well; all for R450.

I decide its a done deal and head over there, expecting an eastern european, going by the accent. Got to the place in Glenhove rd, and turns our she is a cape town coloured girl with blonde dyed hair & Model C school accent.

On the positive side, she is clean, well presented, and great body..... but as for the overwhelming negative....

First problem, very rushed and can't get wait to get me naked so she can get started,
Second problem, suddenly does not kiss,
Third problem, will not allow any licking, no muffing, and no fingering. basically she lied about the kissing & 69 part to get me to the door.
Claimed to be working alone, but there was obviously a few other girls there, could hear the girl next door screwing her trick.

As for the sex; boring covered BJ, no enthusiasm, no movement, no excitement. just lied down on her back and closed her eyes while I penetrated. was like screwing a dead fish. Once done, she jumps up, removes the condom, and time to go, ooops, my misunderstanding, its R450 for an hour or till you come once, whichever first.

All in all, not worth visiting in my opinion, and I will certainly not return.

Guys, there is a Lee Ann also working from the same spot as
Mischa from Oaklands,
http://www.esa.co.za/members/displayAdvertiser.php?uid=1737

but before I make the same mistake with Lee Ann, as with Mischka, can anyone perhaps comment on whether they have visited with Laa Ann???

Lee Ann's advert is on ST:
Tel: 076 537 6952

Sorry about the typo... LOL! its not Laa Ann, its Lee Ann!

Her ad looks lekker, pity about your kak experience boet, its never lekker to fuck a poppie who is like a dead fish...

hey Biltongvreter,

I made an appointment to see that Lee Ann based on her pic on ST, the short-haired girl, since I was in the Rosebank area over the weekend... but when I pitched up some weird looking girl came to the fore, blonde hair, looks like a wig and caramel skin.. I'm assuming she is the mischa you referred to?? but unfortunately that Lee Ann was unprofessional enough to miss her appointment, and trying to pass me off on her friend.. needless to say, I did not hang around..

Hey Guys

It only happened to me once that a girl tried to pass me off to her friend, when she couldn't make a appointment, but that's a long story. Some of the best girls do notify me if they can't make it. Things do happen, but nothing pisses a guy off more than when you pitch for a visit and the girl is nowhere to be found.

Cheers

Garry